Thank God, she's back to normal

Ashley Oslen, who I like to call "the normal one" was looking scary lately - I love that she's back to her usual ways - frown on her face, black and grey, dirty (as in the state, not description of color) blonde hair. Smile, Ashley, it's sunny out where you are, you're pretty and you're a gazillionaire. Let's not forget your friendship with Bob Saget - I'd smile every second if I could roll with him.

That's it, I'm going back to blonde

Why are all the skanky hos in Hollywood going brunette?

Ahhhh!!! Denise Richards looks terrible here, unlike Jessica who looked a little more human than her usual self when she decided to go dark.

stuff like this makes my day

So I've been sitting on the same chair in my apartment all day trying to write a note for my journal - for all of you in law school, you know how much that sucks. And then I come across this news story.

An Australian flight attendant is accused of having sex with Ralph Fiennes in a toilet on a trip from Australia to India. Apparently she might get fired, but hey, if she got with Ralph Fiennes she has NOTHING to complain about!!

Lisa Roberston had this to say about the whole incident:

"While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet. I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did.

Oh ok, because if Mr. Fiennes had become amorous towards me I'd soooo convince him to leave! Who does b*tch think she's kidding? Ralph Fiennes has to be one of the hottest actors around.

I heart crazy sex stories involving celebrities, especially if there's something illegal going on. Hurray for fun-loving Brits everywhere!!!!

Sweet Dreams are back . . .

After the craziness of the past day and a half, I can think of nothing better than this video of my favorite model, and the sexiest person on earth - Kate Moss. Enjoy. I did. And will again.

Ok, everyone... I'm the biological father of Anna Nicole's baby

No, I'm not. But at this point it seems everyone can join the Anna Nicole baby race.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is now claiming that if anyone's the baby daddy, it's him since he was sleeping with her at the time of Dannielynn's conception. He told AP today that he'd been having a ten year affair with Anna Nicole.

Wtf? Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband? He's apparently a prince by adoption. HOW MUCH WEIRDER IS THIS WHOLE THING GOING TO GET???!!!!!!

This is my first and only Anna Nicole post of the day - Di has been handling them so far and honestly, a big bravo to her because I couldn't handle all the constant information. Let's go on to better, happier things....

Possibly the worst acting ever

mmm ok... I want to see sparks and say it's hot but that was the longest, most overdramatic video ever. Scarlett is totally blah. Too bad, because I enjoyed the song. "Cry Me a River" remains his best video EVER.

somehow I can tolerate her now ...

Jessica Simpson looks almost human with her new hair. I approve. Ken Paves finally did something smart. How creepy is that latest Pizza Hut commercial she's in? I was convinced it wasn't her because she looked so scary. That being said, I went online today to find the closest Pizza Hut by my apartment to order that crazy cheese crust stuff. Unfort, there are no Pizza Huts near me, so I had to settle for the corner place with the smelly salads. Damn you Jessica Simpson.

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

“I used to play football in a park in front of my house but I had to give it up because every time I bent over to do up my shoelaces there was a stray dog called Sandy that used to try to mate with me.”

Oh Hugh! It must be so hard being that outrageously sexy. I mean even the dogs can't resist your British charm. I happen to know a few self-obsessed narcissistic guys myself and from all the f*cked up sh*t I've heard them say, this one is just on a whole other level. When even the dogs are trying to mate with you, phew, wow, I don't even know what to say . . . .

(you know something freaky was going on when this picture was taken. I wonder what Hugh's into? Pit bulls? Yorkies? I see him as a French Poodle type of guy)

Someone's lookin' skinny

Don't get me wrong, I love the ultra thin Hollywood look - sometimes it gets to be gross, a la Angelina Jolie these past few months, but in general, it's hot. And if you don't think so you're probably just a hater.

Halle Berry seems to have lost some weight - b*tch has to keep looking awesome for her amazingly HOT boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. I think that she looks perfect here - I mean she looked perfect before, hell what am I saying? This one is always perfect. She's no Kate Moss but she's up there.

Oh, and I LOVE her top!

grandma boobs

wtf is wrong with Nicole Richie's breasts (or what's left o f them)? if they're sagging like that perhaps a BRA would be a good idea - they look like the saddest little puppies on earth. Breasts are supposed to be an asset, silly - we do everything we can to make them look perfect. DUH. otherwise the men around us will have that look on their faces - poor Joel Madden, thinking about what I can only hope are the perkier boobs of a certain ex girlfriend.

cause of Anna's death:

UNKNOWN!!!!

Looks like we're heading down the same road we were on after Daniel's death...

-according to the latest reports, her cause of death is unknown.

-further tests must be performed and it will take 3-5 weeks to determine

-they have ruled out death caused by physical injuries such as being stabbed or shot

-she did had minor bruising to her back caused by a fall that occurred days ago in the bathroom

-there was a small amount of blood in the stomach that was probably caused by terminal shock

-they did not find any kind of pills in her stomach, however at this time they have not yet performed blood tests

-she was not dead that long before paramedics arrived

-her body was still warm, but she was dead on arrival when brought to the hospital

-it is believed that she did not die from ingesting a large amount of pills, because usually when someone dies of an overdose due to pills there is evidence in the stomach

-they have not ruled out an overdose though

-they've confirmed a few old plastic surgery scars

-the police department is still performing an investigation, but they can report no crime has occurred

-no illegal drugs were found in her room

-there were prescription drugs found, but they won’t reveal the names of those drugs (although other media outlets - such as Star Magazine - are reporting through sources that drugs present included Valium, Vicodin, Provigil, Xanax and a high amount of Methadone - the same drug that was a major reason for Daniel's death)

lets drag this along...

Update: A judge ruled today that they could not take DNA from Anna's corpse, but that her body shall remained unburried and preserved until Feb 20th for possible DNA testing to discover the paternity of Dannielynn Hope. Larry Birkhead’s lawyer just held a press conference and is apparently afraid that Howard will do a “bait and switch” of Dani’s DNA so it doesn’t match Larry’s.

Spermination Information

With all of this Anna talk, I completely forgot to let you guys know that the lovely Naomi Watts is rumored to be preggers with her longtime bf, Liev Shreiber (a personal favorite). Above is the most recent photo taken of Miss Watts...and I could see the rumors being true...I hope they are - she'd make an adorable pregnant chick!


Ps: There is such an overhaul of Anna info that I must sort through it all to give it to you guys in a cohesive manner. This is becoming a zoooooooo.....but keep checking back for more rounds of Anna's death details.

something besides Anna Nicole

So tonight I attended the Breil Milano party featuring The MisShapes. The party was good. Alan Cumming looks like a caricature of himself in person and seemed very into the pretty man whos are he hung on to tightly.

The highlight for me was when Hillary Duff took over in the dj booth for The MisShapes. Not only was Hillary not too shabby, but she was also super sweet and smiley. And although her body guards were adament about no photos (and by adament, I mean frightening), I will report that regardless of the horse teeth, she is absolutely stunning in person.
[I'll try to get pics of the night (from someone with the authority to snap some), but take my word on the Hillary thing.]

omg

Well, the last two photos taken of Anna before her death have now been leaked. These photos are of Anna doing a bit too much partying...but rest assured that the first photo is not of her when she was found unconscious.

Furthermore, in ?good taste? of course, there is apparently some footage of CPR being administered to Smith as she lay dying, which has been promised to be released to the public shortly.

As much as Anna was no stranger to whoring herself out for publicity (Pat O'Brien was like her 3rd baby daddy), I dont think she ever asked for this. "Tacky" is more appropriately used in this situation than in all of those instances it was used to describe Anna herself.

it's raining Anna!

We have now learned the (at least temporary) fate of Danielynn. Apparently, Howard K. Stern has assumed the title of "legal guardian" of 5-month-old Dani, according to the laws of the Commonwealth of the Bahamas.

According to Bahamian law, "On the death of the mother of a child, the father, if surviving, shall, subject to the provision of this Act, be guardian of the child, either alone or jointly with any guardian appointed by the mother. "

Since Stern is listed as the father on Danielynn's Bahamian birth certificate (and has publicly claimed that he, not Larry Birkhead, is the daddy), that is apparently enough.

HOWEVER, after the news of Smith's death, an emergency hearing was scheduled to occur in LA on Friday regarding the paternity of Dannielynn. (Feb 21st was the revised due date for the test to occur after Anna failed to do so by the original due date).

ALSO, Birkhead's attorney, Deborah Opri, wants to take a DNA swab from Smith's corpse, which her lawyer calls "the lowest form of behavior I've ever heard of."
And just like the life of Anna, her death will continue to play out like a soap opera writer's dream. Days of our Lives couldnt dream of such a circus.

Further Updates on Anna's Death

-Anna was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after she was found unresponsive in her hotel room at the Hard Rock Casino.

-She was given CPR on the scene and rushed to the hospital.

-The streets were closed to let the ambulance get to the hospital asap.

-Howard K. Stern said that Anna complained of a fever and she had a high temperature last night.

-Baby Danielynn is currently in Bahamas with friends of Anna.

-Her lawyer confirms she has died.

My thoughts on the the death of Anna....

I'd like to point out that Danielynn was due to get a paternity test by Feb 21st. However, allll that money she's supposed to get from J. Howard Marshall's estate (after she won the Supreme Court case) will be going to Danielynn (when she's 18). That means, that either Larry Birkhead or Howard Stern will be getting the money first, depending on who is proven to be the babydaddy.....

....so.....do you think that Howard will continue the legal battle over the paternity of Danielynn? I do. I think this battle will continue to go on. I dont think that Howard will want to just say that he was lying the whole time, and it's not like he was looking out for Anna's best interests....that boy has $$$ in his eyes.

My thoughts so far.

NEWS FLASH: ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS DEAD!!!!!!

Anna Nicole has died, after a drug overdose in Miami. She was found unresponsive in her hotel hotel room. Updates coming up soon.

All I can say is that this is so tragic, especially since she leaves behind her 5 month old, Danielynn.

I'm also totally staying away from TrimSpa!

Bathing in Pepto Bismol makes you smell like bubblegum, ya'll!!!

BRITNEY FRICKIN SPEARS!!!!! LISTEN TO YOUR STYLIST! TAKE SOME FRICKIN NOTES AT ALL THE FASHION WEEK EVENTS YOU ARE ATTENDING....AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT LIMITED TOO!!!

Basic Black

Continuing my nice streak, I must applaud Kylie (above in London) as well as L.C. and Vanessa (below in NY) for being chic, stylish, and classy in the greatest color in the world => black!
Bravo ladies!!!

cocaine kills

The Olsens, now sporting the same rootiful hair color, continue to look dead in the eyes. Why? Well, it's probably because of the fact that they order oodles and oodles of fine cocaine at a fairly regular basis, a lot for such little girls....no? This comes from a VERY reliable source, who also lets me know that the business of ordering and paying for the goodies is done by their cousin, and manager/assistant Patty Olsen.

In the words of The Little Mermaid's Ursula, "those poor unfortunate souls...."

I'm feelin nice today

I dont know what it is about today...maybe I'm excited about the Fashion Week party I'm attending tomorrow, which is hosted by Breil Milano (featuring the Misshapes!), but I really feel like being nice in these posts.

So I will say that I think Britney Murphy looks adorable. She was coming from dance class and I think this is an appropriate and totally cute outfit. Plus I love her and think she is fun and talented and I dont care what anyone else says. [Insert sticking tongue out here.]

ready to burst

Marcia Cross takes a break from her bed rest to visit the doctor. I can never tell with women who are pregnant with twins whether they are ready to burst or not. But I think the oven timer here is about to go off. Keep you posted.

Michell Rodriguez's Secret Admirer

Dear Michelle,

No one cares about you. You are off a show that was a big hit for like two seconds and you have done nothing else. You probably wont do anything else either. They invite anyone to fashion week, so dont be smug. And yes that little ankle brace (in reference to your multiple DUIs I presume) gets you written about for a week, but next week, you're back to being nothing. And you KNOW you are waaaaayyy to butch to pull off a white frilly dress. Get over yourself.

Love,
Your Secret Admirer

baby steps

To address the harshness surrounding this little slip and fall by Tara Reid:
So what if the bitch fell? I truly believe she is trying to put her crazy days behind her, and this was at the very beginning of that party so I'm pretty sure it was just because of the sand. I, for one, stand behind her hoping that this "reinvention" works out. Team Dont F*ck Up!

From Russia, With Botox

What an odd picture. The Queen of Ice (aka Milania Trump) needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Whatever she's doing, it is not a good thing...which is a shame b/c she is very pretty but really doesnt look the same anymore. Donald is just an ass. And as much as I totally loooooove Fergie (the original dutchess, not the fergalicious one), I think she should pay Milania's doc a little visit, just to spruce up...
...that being said, I gotta give the Queen of Ice some mad props for rockin the Eastern European style. Work it bitch!

Random Hotness

As I sit through another boring law class, I happen to stumble upon this picture of the Beckhams. I think that as long as David keeps his mouth shut and doesn't sound like a prepubescent boy, he's the hottest man alive.

And we all know what suchapublicitystunt feels about Posh.

Here they are on their way to or from Nice, France.

Lindsay Lohan's Secret Admirer

Dear Lindsay,

I dont trust you.

I know you are doing the whole rehab thing, and you look ok in your most recent outing (this pic), but I think your permanently red nose says it all. You are always gonna be a drug-ho partier, and you proved it by going out twice this weekend to your usual flashy places. Plus, we all know that you were dropped from your upcoming movie b/c you are flaky - it was not your decision.

I'm just saying, sometimes, make it a Blockbuster night.

Love,

Your Secret Admirer

It's almost Valentine's Day....

....so I'm just going to say that JLo truly seems happy with Marc Anthony.

So...I'm not going to say anything about how they look....especially in the eyes...nope...nothing...happy happy love love.

Celebs can walk around NYC with open beverages of alcohol???

Now, as an "almost lawyer," I am fairly familiar with the law of my land, which is NYC. I knew that it is prohibited in NY to walk around with an open container of alcohol, which includes a glass. Apparently, celebs - like Brit and Drew - are exempt from the law.

I'm tell you. It starts with a glass of gin, but it ends with a pardons manslaughter. I watch a lot of Law & Order.

ps: OMG WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO CAMERON DIAZ?!?!?!? THAT SHIT IS AWFUL!!!!!

the boys come out for some real American FOOTBALL!

First of all, Tom Cruise at a Superbowl party just seems silly, b/c I tried but failed to get my gay friends to watch football with me. Second, his beard/wife seems to be going for some sort of Audrey Hepburn look with the short bangs and the scarf around the head....but fails miserably and actually kind of looks like one of my gay friends I mentioned earlier. Like for real, she looks just like him! (It helps that she's got itty bitty titties).

Hillary has a sense of humor

Now would you look at that.....Hillary Swank seems to really enjoy the impression of her face that her friend has obviously mastered.

Remember, horses are beautiful creatures.


I kid, I kid.

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