There are more of them?!?

Apparently, Kevin Federline has a brother named Chris Federline. That is him in the picture above, taken last night at one of KFed's MANY album release parties. How many times can you celebrate a piece of shit?!? Well anyway, not to go all Britney on you, but isn't CFed kind of...dare I say....cute? I say this without actually hearing him talk, so I am forgetting that Federline men write vulgar poetry on hotel room doors - point being - they're dumb. But, hey, you never know.

silly pop star, drinks are for kids

So, I didnt know that such an issue was going on but apparently JoJo (the 15 year old pop star who sings the classic "Too Little Too Late") caused what People Magazine called a "mini-scandal" last month when she was spotted at L.A.'s Hyde Lounge.

Where was I? Apparently, I was too busy keeping track of the train wreck otherwise known as Lindsay Lohan to even notice that JoJo was partying it up with the big kiss, though she's 6 years underage.

So now JoJo has gone public with a defense to her actions, stating "I didn't know it was 21 and over. It's a freakin' restaurant and I was there with my mom and two other underage friends. I had milk and cookies! I wasn't drinking alcohol."

Well now, I doubt Hyde would serve carbs (considering Nicole Richie-type people are the usual inhabitants of the club), so I'll have to believe she was only drinking milk and not eating cookies. I hope by "milk" she meant "white Russians."

Also, Lindsay has been partying it up at those places since she was 17. She's only 20 now and I cant even find a picture of her sober. Olsens - ALSO UNDER 21. And if I'm not mistaken, Keira, Scarlett, Ashley, and many more were all entering such lounges/bars/clubs before hitting the big 2-1.

The point is: famous people dont have to abide by laws, DUH!!!!

Ew. And why?

So many questions...

where the f*ck are they?

what on earth are they eating?

how do they manage to look like complete idiots even when all they're doing is drinking some coke?

I want to go back to the old days when these two weren't friends - just one of them at a time is bad enough... blech.

More Prince Harry Hotness

Because I just can't get enough!!!!

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

K-Fed, while performing at the House of Blues in West Hollywood, asked the crowd why everybody hates him...

He decided to answer his own question with this priceless line:

"Maybe it's because I took their queen?"

QUEEN? REALLY? hahaha

I didn't know Namibia was THE PLACE to be....

Of all the places I've thought about visiting for fun, Namibia wasn't one of them, even after the birth of baby Shiloh. But Prince Harry makes it hot. Here he is with Chelsy Davy, his GORGEOUS girlfriend. Thank God we don't get pictures of boring as hell Prince William and yawnworthy girlfriend Kate Middleton.

HARRY SHOULD BE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me take you on a Lohan holiday....

BLEH! YUCK! UGH! EW!
Those are the four words when I look at this disturbing picture of Dina Lohan (Lindsay's crazy-ass mom), Ali Lohan (lil sis), and Wilmer Valderrama (one of Lindsay's MANY ex's). First, Dina has a permanent case of coke-face (bitch likely does more drugs than her daughter, and her nose looks more and more like Michael Jackson's "nose"). Second, Ali is getting molded to become her sister, if not worse (relive the magic of her song, "Lohan Holiday"). Lastly, Wilmer will most likely take any picture or say anything or do anything for little bit more fame. In reality, he's just a little prick who should go on and disappear b/c NO ONE likes him!

Growing Pains: Jenny from the block

grew up to become

My my, what a bit of fake tanning, high-priced stylists, extensions, hair-coloring, make-up artists, trainers, nutritionists, and couture clothing worth more than all the African orphans in the world can do for a little girl.

Guess the Cleavage

Who do these knockers belong to?

Come on, this one's easy!

Fugly preggers

Ok, I know I am being mean, but her face is just plain fug. First of all, she kinda doesnt look as much pregnant as she does chubby w/ a beer belly. I guess it'll likely be a girl (according to the old wive's tales I've hear in my day) because she is carrying that baby super low.
But besides that, just look at that face! I mean, she married a fairly hot guy and he wakes up next to that each morning? Bleh! [You know you were all thinkin the same thing!]

poor Federline babies

So, I am just as happy as anyone else to see Brit out and about after filing for divorce from KFed, "master of turning things to crap." And I can even forgive her for not yet learning what to put on her body (a 10 cent hooker dress, which is too tight, paired with white loafers? really?!?) In fact, I think hanging out with Paris lately has been great for Brit, and hopefully she will change her horrid fashion ways and reimurge herself into the scene she belongs in.

HOWEVER, as the photo above was taken in L.A. on Wednesday night (Thanksgiving Eve), and they are both due to arrive in Miami today (day after Thanksgiving) to party it up @ Mansion, I am left pondering what happened to Thanksgiving. I can completely understand and accept Paris not being with her family on the holiday....but Britney??? She's got babies at home (in Kentwood? Where exactly are they right now?) and her youngest is only a few months old. Shouldn't she be with them on Thanksgiving? I'm starting to worry that she has jumped on the party bus a bit too soon. Sean Preston and Jayden James need ONE parent in their lives at least, and we all know it ain't gonna be KFed. So, I plead now: BRITNEY, GO HOME TO YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!

Sweet Dreams...

ahh. I'm too sad to sleep tonight.

no comment

just a picture that made my Thanksgiving even more delicious. HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

Growing Pains: Courtney Love

I have decided to start a new blog tradition to allow us to look back at some of our favorite stars and see what they were like in their childhoods....it entertains me so I hope it'll entertain you. For the kick-off, I thought I'd pick the most exciting star - who knows what she'll look like in 10 years?!?!

grew up to become

Kramer should buy an island from Nicholas Cage..he's got plenty, right?

Ok, so apparently Jamie Foxx is pissed off after Michael Richards (Kramer) went off on that totally inappropriate racist rant during a comedy show a few days ago. [We didnt even bother posting about it b/c it's been reported EVERYWHERE]

Jamie said, “When I see him, it’s on. I’m not going to let him get away with it. If I’d have been in the audience he would’ve had to put his dukes up. He probably should go get a private island somewhere, cause if I see him …”

Now, I'm totally shocked and disgusted by Richards and his offensive rant, but I think that Foxx is not doing ANYTHING to help the situation. Mel Gibson goes off the on the jews and NO ONE threatened violence, we just hated him on the inside (or in letters). Maybe Foxx should learn to do the same, instead of threatening a beat-down. Wow, Jamie Foxx, how peace-on-earth of you. GROW UP!

if you're old and you know it, grow your roots....

Damn, when did these two love birds get so darn old??? I do think they are terribly adorable together and one of the most genuine Hollywood relationships, but that's no excuse for letting yourself go! Botox and hair dye, honey!

Me at my Wedding...

... Di and I spend a lot of time working on this blog and talking about our weddings. Well, not really - but we did have an abnormally long conversation about it the other day. One thing we didn't discuss is whether or not we'd be drunk brides or sober brides. After seeing this picture, I know that I want - I want to have as much fun as Katie appears to be having in this picture. And we know that totally involves booze.

Speaking of getting ridiculously drunk, Happy Thanksgiving everybody! But sober up in time for Grey's Anatomy - you all know you love that sh*t!!!

KFed can stop worrying about saving his pennies...

KFed has been offered a job to be on one of the biggest reality shows in the UK - Celebrity Big Brother. They're offered him $300k. If this thing actually materializes I will have to move to England for the duration of the show.
It ain't over y'all. The best is yet to come (eh).

More TomKat and Family...

As long as there are pictures to post, we will be posting them. There is no getting away from the TomKat wedding pics. Suri is a doll! Isabella looks older than Katie in this pic, and she looks sorta mean. Connor is SO the Maddox of the family.Is that how Scientologists hold their babies? Bc it's kinda weird.

Where in the World is... Angelina Jolie?

Brad and Angie are currently in Vietnam. PLEASE don't let this be another adoption trip, PLEASE. These two have started to look alike ... I want to say something mean because damn it I'm jealous but I'll rise above it this time (haha I just can't come up with sh*t).

Heidu Klum Finally Popped!

It's another boy!

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel was born Wednesday at 5:01 p.m. in Los Angeles. And no, they didn't have quintuplets.

According to Seal, the kid looks just like his mother - for Johan's sake I hope that's true because his brother is clearly not a looker.

Why does this kid need five names?????

Taiwo? Really? Fyodor? This really isn't 19th century Russia. I'm diggin' the Johan Riley though, experience has showed us that Johans are hot. You better live up to your name, kid!!!!

Sweet Dreams...

... of the future President of the United States (and our beloved Senator from N.Y)






Hillary Rodham Clinton, 1967







(I apologize for getting all political on this blog but I came across this picture and couldn't help myself.)

Slow news day.....

....means more Kate Moss.

Here is lovely Kate in lovely London, looking.... lovely. *Sigh*
(see how her hair shines... ahh)

SAY NO TO DRUGS, #2

Why I LOVE Lindsay Lohan.... brought to you with no comments...

I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altman's wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches. If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could.

Robert Altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.

The point is, he made a difference.He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

So every day when you wake up.Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.When we shouldn't.....

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book)

– Everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. – Altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,

"BE ADEQUITE"

Lindsay Lohan

WHY??????!

This is the grossest couple EVER.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been spotted together, reigniting rumours that they're a couple. Apparently, they were seen with Jessica's family in LAX.

Jessica Simpson is quite possibly the most annoying celebrity out there.

And John Mayer... ever since "your body is a wonderland", I've been creeped out by him.

Also, in this picture he kinda looks like a Davis brother. Eek.

Sweet Dreams....

Due to the shortage of posts today (painfully slow news day), we thought we'd really sweeten up your dreams tonight. Here are the only two fine gentlemen, Brad Pitt & George Clooney, who have each been voted People's "Sexiest Man Alive" twice. AND, just in case you dream in black & white, we provide you with them as well. Ain't nothin sweeter than that....

More Lindsay Questions

This picture was taken a few days ago. In it, Lindsay OBVIOUSLY has a serious case of coke-face, but that doesn't surprise me. What I want to know, however, is: a) Why is Donna Karen's right hand on Lindsay's leg, b) Where exactly is Donna Karen's left hand?, and c) where is Lindsay's right hand? (Donna seems genuinely happy....)

she may be vicious, but she sure is HOT

Naomi - she makes crazy look goooood.
Bitch can throw a phone at my head any day she wants!

Say No to Drugs

This should be a new say no to drugs campaign. Drugs will make you look like this. I think it would be pretty effective. She looks pretty bad.

And why is she wearing two watches?

So many questions.............

More Pictures of the Wedding of the Year

Katie looks really happy - perhaps because now she knows she is set for life. Tom just looks like a little person. I just want that cake. mmmm.

Sweet Dreams.....

Ok, I fundamentally disagree with my co-blogger's sentiment (below)that Katie is somewhat brainwashed or actually likes Tom, and I feel that she is just as much in on the publicity project as he is (and knows how great the effect is on her celeb status), I dub Katie's tonight's Sweet Dreams.

B/c she is a smart cookie and just look hot absolutely elegant and stylish a publicity stunt can be. Homegirl looks hot and I shall dream about lookin like that w/ my styling team too!

ps: All great philosophers disagree at some point. We are human too!

Does this surprise anyone???????

Tom Cruise brought along his best man and Senior Scientologist David Miscavige on his and Katie's honeymoon.

We can look at this in two ways:

1. Tom and Katie have been living together for a while now, they already have a kid... they don't really feel like they need a real honeymoon and want to bring friends along to have fun with, like a nice big party and it's totally normal... and if he's bringing friends of COURSE they're going to be Senior Scientologists!

OR we can look at this more realistically -

2. Tom and Katie don't want to be alone because then they'd have to have sex. Most probably, Tom would rather have some guy (to do that with) instead, and so why not have him be a Scientologist? Ahhh... can it be true? Can this marriage be a sham? SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!

either way, poor Katie. I really don't think she's doing all this for publicity, on some level either she's brainwashed or likes the guy if that's really possible, and I'm SURE she doesn't enjoy having David around..............or does she???? hmmm................

stupid people in pictures

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. People are just plain stupid! Although snaps for great creativity.

[Thanks to K-Rub for this picture! Hope you enjoyin the south!]

somebody's gettin pudgy

I know, I know, she preggers with twins! But I feel like I saw a picture of her from like 2 weeks ago and she was barely showing. I hope she names her twins something crazy. We haven't had a crazy celeb name in months!

ps: Does anyone know Toby/Fuggarella's baby's name?

toooo cute

They are both just absolutely delicious. That is all.

Publicity Stunt of the day

Here is David Blaine promoting his new CRAZY stunt. The magnificant David will try to wrangle free from a spinning three-ringed gyroscope – at 40 feet above ground – in three days' time starting Tuesday. If he succeeds, he'll take 100 families (chosen by The Salvation Army) on a Target shopping spree.

OMG, what will he think of next?!?! Honestly, stupid David Blaine does not do magic and there should be some sort of magician's alliance out there (a la Arrested Development) who can stop him from using that title. He just does stupid stuff to make himself pruny or dizzy or whatever. He needs to get a life.

Brad Pitt is Pathetic... and a copycat????

JULIETTE

GWYNETH

JENNIFER

ANGELINA

Why does this man morph into every woman he's dating?

FIRST: Juliette: the whole shirt/blazer weirdo look

SECOND: Gwyneth: I don't even have to point it out

THIRD: Jen: she's blonde, he's blonde, she goes dark, he goes dark

FOURTH: Angie: same colors, same outfits, and finally, same highlights

ahh!!! Brad, you're a fine looking fellow, you don't need to do this!

It's pathetic. please stop.