Lame

Who decided that Jennifer Garner was hot? B/c newsflash, she's not. And if she worked at my law school's library, she wouldnt even be the hottest librarian. So there!

noooooo............

They're sending Prince Harry to Iraq!!!! this is terrible news. Yes, I want pictures of Harry sweating and looking all hot with a gun in his hand but like, what if something happens to him? William's the one who should be going and getting shot so that Harry can be king. Because he's like WAY hotter than Wills will ever be.

Thankfully, Britain is slowly withdrawing its troops from Iraq. Phew. Hopefully Harry won't have to stay for long. His tour of duty is only 6 months anyway. Then we'll have lots of back to London partying drunk pics to look forward to!!

p.s. thank God Di's and mine tastes diverge when it comes to Harry and William. She's into Wills, I'm into Harry. This is good because otherwise we'd never get along!

This guy gets around

Jamie Burke has dated my favorite people in the celebrity world. He started with Kate Moss, was with Lindsay Lohan and now he's doing Sienna Miller.

I have a soft spot in my heart for Sienna, who looks really hot in a bikini, as you can tell from these pictures. These pictures are romantic, bordering on ridiculous I think. The guitar just isn't my thing.

Keeping You Updated With Anna Nicole

Recent Developments:

-the judge will have a decision tomorrow regarding who get's possession of Anna's body and where she is going to be burried

-the judge also said that the whole legal battle is "not a circus" ...um yeah....

-Larry's lawyer called Howard a "killer"

-Anna's crazy mama sides with Larry and believes he's the baby daddy

-no word yet on where Kimmy is....only a bunch of fake websites and myspace pages

-video was leaked showing Anna and her doctor (the one who prescribed her some serious drugs while she was preggers) totally gettin physical

Stay tuned for more Anna drama!!!

Congratulations Marcia and Tom!!!!

I love Marcia Cross, I think she's smart and beautiful and I was SO excited when I heard she had twin daughters, Even and Savannah. The babies were born on Tuesday in LA.

"Mother and babies are all doing well," says Cross's rep, Heidi Slan.

here is Marcia wearing a stunning Elie Saab gown. I heart Elie Saab and he better design my wedding dress!!!

btw - shout out to our friend Kevin in Atlanta!!!! it was his birthday Tuesday, from now on he'll share a birthday with Even and Savannah! happy birthday K-Rub!!!

BREAKING NEWS - BRITNEY'S (BACK) IN REHAB

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time," says Britney's rep.

Good luck, b*tch needs it!

Random Hotness

Sometimes the best thing to post is pictures of your favorite men.......
I heart James Gandolfini. If Tony Soprano were a real person I'd get a job at a Mercedes dealership in New Jersey and get those scary looking fake nails just for a chance to get with him. There is nothing hotter than Tony all angry and yelling and cursing at his men. I can't wait for the next (last :( ) episodes.

I don't really watch DH anymore, but James Denton remains one of the hottest men on television. Take a look at the blonde on the right checking out his ass.

Ok, I apologize for the Beyonce photo but my men Jay-Z and Diddy are in it - together! I love them. All right I'll stop here. Di has made it very clear that she doesn't want this to turn into a hip-hop appreciation blog.

Finally, we have Adrien Grenier of Entourage. I'm not diggin' the beard and the frown - he's hottest when he just has some facial hair and smiles that big wide dazzling smile. Ok, I must stop. Back to class!

I'm back!

Ohhh there's no better feeling than returning from a trip to London (which is always the saddest part) and finally having enough time on your hands to read your blog in detail. Luckily I have the most awesome co-blogger on earth - except she hates skinny actresses, called Carter a ho and wants Britney and Justin to be together.

I'm glad I have such a great transition into the topic of Justin - this MUST be said - I was at the National Portrait Gallery earlier today for the Face of Fashion exhibit and there were the infamous 1993 photographs Corinne Day took of Kate Moss for Vogue, as well as the newly premiered photos of Kate she took very recently. vintage Kate - ahhh so young and lovelyThere was also a pretty disturbing photo of Justin Timberlake by Steven Klein (interestingly enough it was placed right next to one of K-Fed that was equally disturbing, with a bloody cut in his neck, as you can see below) looking all bloody and beat up taken in 2001. The photo was supposed to be on the cover of Homme Arena magazine the week of 9/11 but they decided to go with another shot instead.ANYWAY, so I was thinking. OMG. who is hotter than Justin now? Can I just say I still go crazy like I used to in early 'N Sync days every time the man performs? And it must have become fairly obvious now how much I LOVE Kate Moss. So, I mean come on - he dates older women - he even dated fug-face Cameron - he and Kate like HAVE to get together. ASAP. Please!!!! I will cry tears of joy. And mmm, also - since we're talking about celebrity couples, K-Fed looks totally hot here, way too hot for bald-head Britney.

All right, I'm tired now after my trip to lovely London and I'll leave you with the idea of Justin and Kate together forever. For our UK readers - and we know you're out there - don't forget to check out The Face of Fashion - also, the gift shop is GREAT!!!!! (someone finally got their Kate poster........)

type A personalities do not take rejection and dissapointment well....

JLo attended the screening of her new film, Bordertown, at the Berlin Film Festival. Let's just say things did not go as Jenny had hoped. The film was recieved with mutted applause and boos, causing the Jen-meister to get rather emotional.

Well, if it hurts so much....stop making shitty movies! You still owe me that $9.25 I spent to see The Cell. I'm never getting that time back.....sigh.....

people used to bid on Britney's concert outfits and butterfly clips...but now.....

We are a sad society, and we have just gotten a bit sadder, as these pictures show the hair/weave that Britney shaved off her head. The salon is now selling it, along with Brit's lighter and Red Bull, on Ebay! The story hits its saddest note because the bidding is now up to $1 million.

Meanwhile, Britney is curled up into a ball in the corner of her walk-in closet, shaking, crying, and mumbling about people always touching her.

Another Politician in Drag

Carter = ho

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANNA WHITE!

The absolute hotness known as Vanna White has turned a shocking 50 years old today! Girlfiend looks soooo much younger. I think she is super pretty and love that she knows where her place in life is --- at the letters that need to be lit up --- rather than pursuing a movie/music career. Turn those letters my friend, and have a fabublous 50th birthday!!!!