Sweet Dreams....

Whether you know him from Grey's Anatomy (awww....why did Denny have to die?) or Weeds (awww....why did Judah have to die?), you love him. A sweet, charming, cute, and loving man with sad yet thought-provoking eyes. We all want a Denny/Judah (real name: Jeffrey Dean Morgan) in our lives. Dream about it tonight :)

indifference

Now, I know that there is like no one out there who (including some of the most rude and snarky bloggers) hates Kylie Minogue. In fact, they ADORE her. I don't. I don't feel like she's put any good or "new" music onto the scene in all of her career and I really think that she disappeared after the LocoMotion days to reemerge with some so-so techno tunes. Nothing special, no great "artist" if you will.
That said, she has given me no reason to hate her either. She seems nice and genuine enough. Seems grateful for her extremely luck-driven success (unlike the crap known as Jennifer Aniston) and I am glad she beat cancer. However, I will offer criticisim when it's due and she doesn't escape my radar the way she does in other blogs. So...

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WITH THAT BUTT PAD/DRESS BUSTLE? Men like a bit of junk in the trunk, but not when its in cube form. Subtlety, my dear, subtlety.

what a skank

I just want to point out that this ungrateful c-u-next-tuesday (ode to Lindsay) is also someone who can't seem to muster up a smile. I bet she smiled when she hit that elderly woman with a laptop.

the only woman who could pull off a red patent leather jacket...

....with a fur hood!

Madonna = invincible

super weird celeb picture of the day!

I feel bad for the turkey. Not just because it's dead. Russell Crowe is pretty violent guy so he's obviously gonna be rough, and Martha's hands feel cold and bitter.

Another Britney post. It's a slow news day everyone.

You know things suck for you when a magazine turns you down at a moment where all the buzz is supposed to be around you.
But Anna Wintour and Vogue can really do just about anything - apparently, Britney's offer to appear on the cover of Vogue with her new body was turned down. Britney had hoped that Vogue would publish the first photos of Jayden James but word is that that's just not going to happen.
Brit's been offerred around $2 million for Jayden's pics by other magazines, but she's not taking the money - because she'd have to share it with Kevin.

Don't worry, Britney - you really dont' need Vogue ... you can probably get your hot new body on the front page of many, many other great magazines. You just have to learn to realize that hun, some things just aren't for you - Vogue is the fashion bible, and after some of the things you've been caught in the last few years....... this couldn't have come as much of a shock!

Happy 32nd Bday Leonardo DiCaprio!

"I'm Pretty!!!"

"Yet Serious."

the good and bad

Britney's trip to a drugstore.....

The good:

the body, seeing her have some fun with the xmas hat, seeing her walk around with a male who's name is not Kevin Federline (even if it is just her bodyguard)

The bad:

the outfit, the fact that her abs were largely due to the tumm tuck and other surgical assistance she had after her 2nd c-section

Can you identify other goods and bads?

It's about time!

Garbage will release a Best Of compilation next year!!!! 'Absolute Garbage' will be out on March 19, and rounds up all the band's big singles, as well as one new track, which is as yet untitled.

The tracklisting is:

'Vow'

'Queer'

'Only Happy When It Rains'

'Stupid Girl'

'Milk''#1 Crush'

'Push It'

'I Think I'm Paranoid'

'Special'

'When I Grow Up'

'You Look So Fine'

'The World Is Not Enough'

'Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go)'

'Shut Your Mouth'

'Why Do You Love Me'

'Bleed Like Me'

'It's All Over But The Crying'

'New track (untitled)'

The band are still on hiatus following their last tour of the US in 2005. First, I feel like I haven't really liked the "new" Garbage and still long for the garbage of the late 90's/early 2000's, so... I, for one, am super excited. Shirley Manson is the ultimate goddess.

The Nipple Slip picture reminded me of this...

This is probably my favorite video ever on youtube. Most of you have probably seen it already, but it is just so hysterically funny. Ali G at his BEST. Enjoy!

Remember When...

... Posh had a nipple slip? I do!

(click on the picture for a better view!)

Tobey Maguire is a daddy!

Spiderbaby was born last night in L.A. and she's a girl! Congratulations to the parents, who've been together for three years and will soon be married.

I decided to be nice on this happy occasion and post the most decent picture I found of Tobey and Jennifer - and this was not an easy task. Also, it's possibly the only picture where they AREN'T at some basketball game.

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

"Give me a call. I'm a good guy to talk to ... and I'm here for you."

Jason Alexander, Mr. Spears #1

desperation... hmmm

(I hesitated when adding this quote under this heading. Is he even a "?CELEBRITY?"?)

Oh, something he said about K-Fed is awesome - "I don't hate the guy. … I think he made an idiot of himself." mmm... remind me, how long did your marriage last? and what are YOU up to now?

Let's get to know K-Fed a Little Better!

Click on the document below to read what K-Fed has been requesting at his shows. The man refuses to drink Evian, and has pretty simple taste... chips, sandwiches, cigarettes. Poor Kevin - it's all over for him. Shows are being canceled, tickets are being given away for free, his wife is leaving him. And, apparently he's been spotted shopping at Wal-mart, buying underwear. Already?

Red Carpet Duos... Leave your comments!

Another couple splitting up...?

Rumor has it that Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett may be close to calling it quits.

According to one source, "They are on the rocks, Scarlett is always mad at him, and they are always arguing."

Apparently, distance might be taking it's toll on their relationship - they are each filming in different locations blah blah.

Could that mystery audio 'sex tape' have been a part of this? hmmm....

Sweet Dreams...

Behold Ursula Andress, one of the most beautiful women that ever lived. Since November 17 is approaching - Casino Royale, OMG - I've been wasting my time watching my favorite Bond movies again. Ursula was in the original Casino Royale and also in Dr. No, where she emerges from the water wearing this hot bikini. It made movie history. Halle Berry tried to look as hot in whatever Bond movie it was she was in, but all I can say is b*tch please, who do you think you are?!

On another note, let me just apologize on behalf of myself and Di for not posting regularly today. All we can say is that open bar is a bad, bad idea and we're going to be good from now on (insert Borat "not" joke here - seriously, though everyone who keeps doing that has to stop, you are not Borat). Tomorrow we'll be back to our usual posts and will be bringing you a lot of news, pictures, videos and randomness!

Goodnight!

woah

When did this

become this?

Busy Borat

The three frat guys who were in Borat's movie, drinking and spewing out sexist and racist comments, are suing the studio and production companies for tarnishing their image. Yeah, the movie tarnished their images. Stupid pigheaded frat guys.
Then there was that Turkish guy who claims to be the "real" Borat. He wants an apology and to make his own movie. If he deserves an apology and a movie, then so does everyone else in Eastern Europe. Stupid fame-hungry dufus. Yeah, I said dufus.

I live for this stuff...

The look on her face when she realizes what she said is priceless! Somebody has to step in and save this girl from herself.

Lindsay either talks too much or has nothing to say at all.....

Watch another video starring Lindsay Lohan. This time, she claims she hasn't heard about Britney and K-Fed (what rock is she living under - better yet, what is this girl taking?) At first, she sounds smart with her "In terms of what?" - but then she just starts babbling. But you know, for the second time today, I have to say I agree with Linds. First, she describes Paris in the only way one could, if they wanted to be honest. Second, she says what I've been thinking since yesterday - WHO CARES ABOUT BRITNEY ANYMORE. I'm so over it. I leave it to Di to take care of the rest of the Britney posts. UNLESS Britney gets ridiculously hot again, or hooks up with Justin. Then, I'm sure I'll start caring.

Also, bravo to Lindsay for not saying something stupid like "Britney's a c*nt" or "so, is Kevin single?".... girl knows she should keep her mouth shut SOMETIMES.

(Who am I kidding? I'll be posting about Britney the second she walks out of another NYC restaurant looking like a ho. Mmm... you can see for yourself.)

All you need is love...

Kate and Pete... Pete and Kate...

There is something so endearing about him, but she can do sooooo much better.

This is from last night, when the couple was attending the UK Vogue 90th Birthday party in London.

And the Most Boring Family Award goes to.....

the Garner-Afflecks.

Boo.

And here's a relatively recent picture of the formerly HOT Ben... who has been looking really blah lately. Violet looks cute though.

Hmmmm......

WHICH very recently separated Hollywood hunk was recently caught hooking up in the bathroom? He was thrown out of the men's room at Miami's South Beach hot spot The Forge after he was found in a stall with three ladies.

Leave us your guesses!!!

Was her hotness the other day a fluke?

Ok, so she was really hot for a couple of days. WHAT HAPPENED?
Britney, just a few things I want to say to you:
1. Wear a bra, please.
2. The chipped fingernail look belongs to Lindsay, she is the only one who can pull it off
3. one word - makeup. It's every bad-skinned girl's friend. (just like proactive)
Please, please don't let the dream die - don't let your hotness be a fleeting, short-lived thing.

Although I never wanted to write about this skank, EVER...

Denise Richards decided to act as smart as she looks and throw two laptops, belonging to some photographers, off a balcony of the River Rock Casino Resort in Richmond, British Columbia.

One of the laptops "struck an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries."

Lucky for Denise, seems like the poor old lady is not pressing charges.

Richards and the other cast members (including Pamela Anderson) were reportedly 'very upset' about the incident.

This bitch would be nothing without all the photographers following her skanky ass around. I used to love Denise, she was, after all, a Bond girl - but if I see another picture of her w Richie Sambora or her walking around in her Uggs, I'll die.

Hopefully I won't have to write about her again for a LONGGGGG time.

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

"Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here, you know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

- K-Fed at his Chicago concert.

A few more quotes worthy of our attention:

"All my ladies, I love you to death"

"Ladies if you're drunk I wanna hear you scream"

It's too early in the morning for this. Gag.

Sweet Dreams...

After a pretty crazy day, it's time to say goodnight!

It's Official

Reese Witherspoon filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe today.
She is asking for joint custody of their kids Ava and Deacon; she is also asking for physical
custody of the kids, with visitation rights for Ryan.
Reese has requested that the court not grant spousal support to Ryan - sounds just like Britney and Kevin, no?
We just hope this doesn't get too ugly!

Carson Daly has gone MAD!

Take away the leaves and "hat," and doesn't he look like a little peasant boy trying to sell you some chiclets?

And why does the idea of stuffing make me sick now?
Gobble Gobble

Remember When....

....Paris first started playing peek-a-boo with her bojina?

Publicity Stunt of the Day?

Lindsay Lohan got into ANOTHER car crash last night (this is #407 for the year I believe). Apparently, photographers hit the back of her Mercedes around 2 AM. Lindsay walked away unharmed and the damage appeared to be minimal.

A source said:
"She was apparently able to drive a short distance from the crash. But she later pulled over and called a friend to pick her up."

Now, I'm sure this wasn't a deliberate ploy for publicity, seeing as the photogs hit her, but alcohol impairs your judgment and can cause you to...I dont know...stop short. PLUS, Lindsay's not the kind of person to sit back and let Britney get all the spots in US Weekly this week. I'm just saying....

FUG AWARDS

Last night's fugliest "celebs" - who rocked the fug better?

Kimora Lee Simmons @ the amfAR benefit in NYC at Cipriani

OR

Jodie Marsh at the DVD launch for Grease

rub the salt into the wound...

ouch. this must hurt.
Kevin Federline's new album, Playing With Fire, debuted on the U.S. album charts at #151 with around 6,000 copies sold.

When asked for comment, Federline belched and grabbed his balls.

a thriller night

Is it true? Is the Wacko Jacko emerging after being in seclusion since his molestation trial??? YES! And, a performance of the classic, "Thriller," may also be on the way:

Last month the World Music Awards announced that Jackson would appear in London to accept a Diamond Award that goes to artists who sell more than 100 million records worldwide, and this week they confirmed Jackson's intention to perform.
"Yes, it's his first performance in a long time," said a spokeswoman at Outside Organization, one of the public relations companies publicizing the event. "It's something of a comeback if you like."
The choice of song coincides with the 25th anniversary of Jackson's "Thriller" album, one of the biggest-selling records of all time.

Who will protect us now?

We knew that the Brit/KFed divorce would be the first day of the rest of our lives. Everything from now on will be wonderful and magical. And it's already begun.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is resigning.

Reason #93429048024 why I love the Brits

Pete Doherty admitted to kicking a BBC reporter and knocking a microphone out of her hand before he ran away from reporters one day... He had initially pled innocent to the assault, but then after watching TV footage of the incident he changed his plead.
So what happens in England after you decide to kick a reporter? (let's keep in mind the number of times this guy was arrested, went to jail, etc.) -- you get fined $1400, pay for compensation and court costs.
It's like you can do ANYTHING in London and go free!
Go Pete Doherty! SAPS loves you!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES HEAD ---- BADLY?

click here to see what might very well be the most disturbing video EVER

Wait - did I just see K-Fed's d*ck?

Anyone remember Reese and Ryan?

Ryan addresses the whole divorce thing.

“I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family.”

He's basically saying that yeah, he hasn't done EVERYTHING he's accused of, but other than that, pretty much! I loved him and Reese together, but there was definitely always something missing. I just hope everything works out without things getting messy - for Ava and Deacon's sake.

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

"Attacking Patrick Murphy for his [military] service is a little bit like Jessica Simpson attacking Albert Einstein's IQ," Kerry told an audience in Philly in defense of a Democratic House candidate there.
I don't know who Patrick Murphy is, but wouldn't the world be a better place if every politician made analogies using celebrities? Makes them so much more fun to listen to!