Notice:

Only ONE of us is a Harry Potter fan. I do not endorse any of this Harry Potter or naked boy with horse insanity.
I know all of you out there love it, but I just HAD to speak.
I still love you Di!

can it PLEASE be july...like NOW?!?

Speaking of Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling - the most genius person ever - has just announced that the seventh and final installment of the HP series has a publishing date of July 21st!!! That is only a week after the 5th movie comes out! OH THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!

To stay extremely well updated on all things Harry Potter, check out the fabulous fan site: www.mugglenet.com

(yes, I do realize that this is a severely odd obsession for a 20-something law student...whatever.)

mommy love!

Roseanne actress Sara Gilbert (Darlene from "Roseanne" and the smart sister on the short-lived WB show, "Twins") and her partner, TV writer-producer Allison Adler, are expecting their second child. Gilbert is carrying the child, since Allison gave birth to their first child, son Levi Hank, in October 2004.

It's good that they're switch off, like in a team sport. I do that with Sar, except thats with grating cheese. And if you are sitting out there thinking that grating cheese not as hard as giving birth, you've never tried a well aged parmesan. Am I right, ladies?

and they say smoking pot reduces sperm count....

Kevin Nealon and his wife Susan Yeagley welcomed a son - Gable Ness Nealon - on Monday in Santa Monica. I never cared for him during his SNL days, but I adore Weeds and he is one of my favorite parts of the show. I LOVE YOU DOUG!!!!!

Hottie Potter

Ok, so if I haven't mentioned this before, please let it be known that I am in love with Daniel Radcliffe. Not only am I a giant Harry Potter fan, but I think he is super hot, and thats not legal, but thats why they call it love.

So, I have posted all those incredible pictures just released promoting his upcoming theatre endeavor, Equus. I am sadly unable to see his performance, but hope that these pictures will get me through that dark time.

ps: Jealous of that girl in picture 3. I'd show him my ta-ta's in a second, but apparently that is "innappropriate" and "legally actionable"...or so say his publicist and manager....

I watch too much tv....................

Sienna looked awesome on The Daily Show - I'm actually watching it now. She just did a cute little Paris impression, saying "that's hot" and went on swearing, putting her feet up on Jon's desk, spinning around on the chair.
Who is she? Paula Abdul? You're cute, Sienna, but sit still and perhaps lay off the ritalin.

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

When asked why he goes out too much, this is what Jeremy Piven had to say:

“At the moment, I happen to be the motherfucking pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?”

He sounds like a motherfucking idiot. Shut up and bring back Ari Gold. Cocky Bastard.

(p.s. he's still incredibly hot and if I were the great Michael K of Dlisted I wouldn't hesitate to say "I'd hit that")

10 Questions to Diddy: (update)

1) Have you bought their twin Bentleys yet?

2) Are they wrapped in chinchilla or rabbit fur?

3) & 4) Are you all getting ready for their My Super Sweet Sixteen? Is Danity Kane performing?

5) Why were you out with Sienna Miller the other night?

6) Do you not know that she's a stupid slut?

7) Why does Kim look so pissed in this picture? Is it because you were out with Sienne Miller the other night? Dude, that's dumb.

8) Why did you name your baby daughter after Sandra Bullock's husband?

9) How freakin' ghetto are you trying to be? D'Lila? Reallllyyyyy?

10) Will you be constantly renaming your daughters like you rename yourself? Because if you are, Di and I have suggestions.

Just had to add the following pictures:

Diddy, why do you have to be the center of attention at all times? You look stupid. I love you. I'll dream of you looking like that when I go to sleep. You so krazzyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, a good idea....?

Lindsay Lohan has backed out of her upcoming movie - A Woman of No Importance to focus more on herself. This sounds like a good idea, and I support Lindsay's decision. Hopefully, she will soon go back to looking as radiant and happy as she does in the picture below.

However, I do hope that the time off she will get after she wraps up I Know Who Killed Me taking care of herself and not party all night, show us her cooch and write dumb letters.

In other Lindsay-related news, her lovely mother Dina was exploiting the whole rehab thing on TV tonight. She invited cameras to join her on her trip from NY to LA to visit Lindsay in rehab. She couldn't stop talking about how terrible the media is to her daughter - ummm, Dina, then why not try to stop talking to the media yourself? Stupid b*tch also thinks her daughter is surrounded by sketchy people - let me just say that a coke snorting drunk of a mother isn't the best influence either!

Oh, I'm not even going to talk about her dad's letter from jail. These parents should stay out of the limelight, shut up and let their daughter get better, if that is in fact what Lindsay is trying to do. Unfortunately, I can just see her out and about doing stupid sh*t in the next couple of weeks. What a shame, she was the one person in the young hollywood scene who had some real talent. Parent Trap and Mean Girls, how I miss you!

Mini McDreamies

Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian had twin boys today in Los Angeles - Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick join older sister Talula.

Jillian and Patrick met over 13 years ago and have been married since 1994.

Congratulations and we wish you all the best!

Reason # 6,634 why I think Lindsay Lohan and I are the same person

According to US weekly, Lindsay Lohan sent Brody "I dated every reality TV star from the LA area" Jenner the following text from rehab:

"All I want is McDonald's and sex"

Lindsay, that's the first intelligent thing you've said in months. That statement runs through my head several times a day. You rock.

(she might love McDonald's but here her meal consists of water, some more water, and Heinz tomato ketchup.)

What did we expect? Really?

I can give Perez Hilton credit for one thing and one thing only - his nickname for Sienna Miller - Sluttyienna.

First, there's this outfit that only she would wear.

Second, there's the following story that reminds me of Mormons. Why? Because I think of Big Love --> Chloe Sevigny --> on screen oral sex.

According to the NY Daily News, Sienna Miller and Hayden "I'm not gay" Christensen were having real sex during the love scenes in "Factory Girl"

"It's not simulated," an insider tells us. "They're really doing it." At the movie's premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper would tell us only: "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us." As for the sex, he said, "We tried to portray it tastefully." And was congress actually in session during the shooting? "I can't comment," Hickenlooper answered. "You'll have to ask Sienna about it." Yesterday, Miller's publicist said the sex wasn't bona fide: "She's just a really good actress."

My comments will be short:

Ew, and I'm not seeing that movie.

The Pimp and His Hos

The Grease Twins are rollin' with Bob Saget. I especially love the first picture where Danny Tanner looks like he's giving his girls a pep talk.

These girls are looking like cheap hookers. MaryKate has to lay off the red everything look and take care of her roots.

Remember when these girls were looking good? (although Bob always looks incredibly creepy) Ahhhhh....

And Danny Tanner with his little Michelle.... those were the days!

hahahaha hahaha hahaahahaa

I can't stop laughing.

Posh Spice has apparently banned size zero models from modeling her denim line and hired "curvy" model Daniella Sarahyba to be the 'body' of the brand.

A source said,

“Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don’t have to be ultra skinny to look good. Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies. Victoria doesn’t want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her.”

Daniella's gorgeous but compared to Posh, I'm afraid she'll crush her or something while trying to get into the same cab.

this is my favorite picture of Posh. Ever.

Sadness

You all know how I feel about Kate Moss.

We used to laugh about her boyfriend Pete Doherty's crazy antics, but now it's just become disgusting and gross.

Pete went back into rehab with Kate coming along to support him yesterday, but I think it's useless. Kate you need to move on. There is something so sad about the way she just keeps believing in him and how he keeps acting like a complete idiot.

Click here to see a sad, sad, video of Pete doing what he does best......

I don't want my sandwich anymore...

I just ordered a sandwich for dinner, and it's on it's way but I don't think I can eat anything tonight. These pictures grossed me out.

Britney Spears was at Target today (you know she calls is Tarjeyyy) - sans bra, pink top, red pants, red lips, a cigarette and the dirtiest hair I've ever seen. Honestly I'm starting to believe that she's doing this on purpose, because it's the only reason why anyone would continue talking/writing about her. B*tch knows she's not going to be "i'm a slave 4 u" hot anytime soon, so why bother trying? Looking horrendous with her huge nipples hanging down at Target will surely make it onto some blogs, reminding us that she exists.

Enjoy....?

Bun in Bunton

(see...no corny "baby for baby spice" jokes!)


Ok, I am a GIANT Spice Girls fan so I am SUPER pleased to announce (to those who dont already know) that Emma Bunton, aka Baby Spice, is expecting a baby with her long-term bf, Jade Jones. Yay! Two Spice Girls preggers! (Scary Spice is due to pop sooooon). HURRAY!

Valtex Vixons

Look who decided to show their pretty little faces!!! It's Nicole "I look liek venetian curtains" Richie and Paris "Everyone knows my naughty yucky secrets" Hilton.

PS: what is going on with Paris's right pant leg? Just saying.

cute Grey's Anatomy/SAG awards pics

I love Grey's and these pics make me love them more. And as soon as Isaiah Washington is out of rehab, I want him back on the set b/c I dont really give a shit what happens on set or who calls whom names, because in the end of the day, their job is to give me the entertainment I deserve, and that includes Dr. Burke. So all you haters, shove is up your asses - everyone says stupid shit!

pill poppin with the crazies

So....word on the street has it that the producers of American Idol are looking to replace Paula Abdul with Courtney Love, due to Paula's eratic and questionable behavior (ho loves her pills).

Yeah, that's right, Courtney Love is a perrrrfect choice. No surprises there. Clean as a whistle.

I cant wait til she is moved by someone's version of "Heal the World" and begins chewing on her cigarettes in tears and then tears of her shirt and begins to perform fellatio on Simon under the judges table. You think ratings are up now???

Moesha is a cold-blooded killer

So Moesha (aka Brandy) killed someone. Bitch dont know how to drive and caused a major collision in December with resulted in the death of a loving wife and mother. Authorities are saying that she should be charged with vehicular manslaughter which could result in her spending one year in jail.

Now, all these minority groups are outraged, saying that she is targeted or some f*cked up bullshit like that. No honey, she killed someone and so her measly little year in jail (which always ends in early parole anyway) is not even close to the kind of shit she be put through. I dont care if it was an accident. Moesha killed someone's frickin mom! I hope she rots in Monica's basement. THE BOY IS MINE BITCH!

reinvention

Brit debuted her black hair look again (she changes every week, right?) and I feel like I hate her black hair each time....

...but then I look at thes pics from a few months ago and wonder if hte blond is really any better.

high-class style, y'all

Brit stepped out a few days ago, looking hot and stylish as ever....

....and showed us that her doggies get the same nutrition as her babies.

Hey, it gives you wings, no?

My favorite pictures........

Here are my favorite pictures from the Red Carpet at the SAG Awards.

Kate looks stunning above. I love her dress - flawless, except for those bones sticking out.

my favorite guys.... too bad they didn't win. Where's Tony?!

And finally, a picture of my favorite Seattle Grace doctor - no, not McDreamy (his voice bothers me) - Kate Walsh is soooo hot. I don't like yellow, generally, but she's looking good. By the way, Ellen Pompeo can't form a f*ckin' sentence, perhaps she shouldn't have done any talking. And also, although Di and I love Katherine Heigl (perhaps a little too much), she annoyed me with her having to talk about the whole Isaiah Washington thing again. We get it, he's disgusting, let's carry on. Dr. Burke is one of my favorite characters.

Sad News...

Marcheline Bertrand, actress and mother of Angelina Jolie, died on Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. She was only 56 years old, and had been battling cancer for over seven-and-a-half years. Angelina, her brother and Brad were all there with her.

It's always extremely sad when someone loses a parent, and we hope Angelina and her family are all ok.

I found this beautiful picture of her from the 1970s, how much does she remind you all of Angie?

Paris Hilton's classy photo of the day

Is there any point in mentioning that Paris did not wear any shoes in a public restroom? Or is that overshadowed by the fact that is a picture of her POSING BOTTOMLESS ON A FRICKIN TOILET?!?! Paris = one classy biznatch.