Reason # 6,634 why I think Lindsay Lohan and I are the same person

According to US weekly, Lindsay Lohan sent Brody "I dated every reality TV star from the LA area" Jenner the following text from rehab:

"All I want is McDonald's and sex"

Lindsay, that's the first intelligent thing you've said in months. That statement runs through my head several times a day. You rock.

(she might love McDonald's but here her meal consists of water, some more water, and Heinz tomato ketchup.)