pill poppin with the crazies

So....word on the street has it that the producers of American Idol are looking to replace Paula Abdul with Courtney Love, due to Paula's eratic and questionable behavior (ho loves her pills).

Yeah, that's right, Courtney Love is a perrrrfect choice. No surprises there. Clean as a whistle.

I cant wait til she is moved by someone's version of "Heal the World" and begins chewing on her cigarettes in tears and then tears of her shirt and begins to perform fellatio on Simon under the judges table. You think ratings are up now???