Hurray for JDM!

Uma Thurman and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are shooting a movie together (pic above is from the set). I dont so much care about Uma but I love me some JDM (Denny from Grey's Anatomy & Judah from Weeds). I'm so happy for him and I think this is the start to a fantastic film career. I'm rooting for ya!!!!

HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!!!!

Last night was the first night of Hannukah. As a Jew (Di, not Sar), I am super excited because I just got my first few presents - hurray for Burberry and ankle boots and amber jewelry! So, I wish all you Jewy people out there a happy and joyful holiday!

I leave you with a very recent photo of my current favorite celeb couple: Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. She was great in Wedding Crashers, he is Borat - need I say more? And he is also a conservative Jew and she just completed the coversion process. Welcome to the family. L'chaim!!!! (yeah, I'm totally feelin the holiday spirit right now)

baby yumyum

Gwen deserves to win mother-of-the-year for putting little Kingston into those adorable fluffy animal outfits. This is the second one we've seen him in, and I am prompted to go out and buy one for myself to wear. So, if you see a giant panda bear walking through Union Square, offer to buy me a cup of coffee and please do not harm me in any way. I'm fragile.

Beyonce makes me lose my lunch

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Beyonce, on top of being overrated and ridiculously self absorbed, is also deformed (or made by the best plastic surgeons $$$ can buy). Bleh yuck ugh!

Matthew McConaughey's Secret Admirer

Dear Matty,

You should never get out of a suit! You only look good when you're clean. We will even allow your shaggy hair and light stubble, just please please please please please stay in a suit!

Love,

Your Secret Admirer

celebrate good times, c'mon!

Once Nicole Richie got her DUI for being a drug-ho on the road, her ex-bf and supposed "bad influence," Rachel Zoe, came out of hiding, which makes sense since she was likely the one to call the cops and report erratic bahavior on the road. She's laughing louder than anyone at the irony of the situation I'm sure.

However, I wishe homegirl would go back into hiding or at least treat herself to some holiday botox "refreshers" - fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug fug

Thunder-thighs Tyra?

Tyra Banks was good...once upon a time. Now, she just gives out shitty contradictary advice on ANTM and goes on and on about herself on her lame-ass talk show. Plus, girlfriend has packed on a few too many pounds (esp. visible on this past season of ANTM) for the modeling industry. Now, I'm not one to talk by any means, but for someone who leads a competition of frail sickly looking girls and never picks anyone with a normal BMI (that stands for body mass index - I'm pretty much a doctor you know), she has no right to gain weight and continue to model. You cant have your cake and eat it too, Tyra! So stop eating the damn cake!!!!

ps: that pose is fug.

gold chains make me look street

JR Rotem, the record producer who hooked up with Britney just last week, has moved on to the cheerleader from Heroes. BOOOO she seems like such a nice girl. And I'm convinced he is a somehow related to the Gotti brothers. Skankerific!

the luckiest toy store in the world

As we have both completed the hardest of our law school finals (although not all of them), we are now ready to regain our sturdy schedule of posting (sorry for the big gap since Wednesday). Sar is flying to Beirut right now, so I am here to bring you the wonder that is the Jolie-Pitt clan - minus Shiloh.

I cant believe Zahara is walking - that means Shiloh best watch her back b/c we've seen Zahara's eyes, and they mean business. Maddox seems to be quite the intellectual. And Brad really looks settled into his role as a daddy. I love them. ADOPT ME ANGIE!!!!!

news break: pigs still cannot fly

Tara Reid went out. Enough said.

always a winner

It is with great sadness that I report the passing of Peter Boyle, aka Frank Barone from "Everybody Loves Raymond." He was always my favorite part of the show and the main reason I watched. He also made a fabulous Frankenstein in Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein."

I'll end by leaving one of my favorite quotes of his from "Raymond" (the delivery was superb):

Marie: I have my own opinions. I'm not just some trophy wife.

Frank: Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?

You'll be missed, Pete!

Growing Pains: Helen Hunt

grew up to become

speaking of perfection...

Brangelina attended the NYC premiere of Angie's movie, The Good Shepherd. They are just so beautiful and effortless. Angelina has recently opened up about being with Brad and about her family. Basically, the love just happened. She didn't mean to break up the marriage (insinuating that she was the reason for the divorce), she'd be willing to talk to Jen Aniston if Jen so chose (not in a million years), and her kids are perfect. She also said that Maddox was a big reason they got together, b/c he called Brad dad once.

They are so perfect, I am now depressed. Also, I totally KNEW that Maddox was behing it - he's a genius. I'm going to teach my children to call hot celebs "dad" and see where that gets me. Step 1: have children.

peace offering

We have been slacking on the posts. In fact, yesterday was a big day in terms of material, but, as much as it pained us, we just were not able to break away from criminal procedure and federal income tax. If we dont become celebrities, we have to fall back on becoming lawyers.

However, we offer you the greatest gift EVER to apologize with. Pictures of the Jolie-Pitts (below) and a picture (above) of the most gorgeous child I have ever seen in my entire life, Shiloh!!! Seriously, she is on my desktop and calms me whenever I get overwhelmed. She has healing powers, I swear.

Paris sends out a message...

This is what Paris Hilton posted on her MySpace.

I told Brit I'd write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to at least the people who are on my list...

Lately, you've been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her "behavior" and sadly they're blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we've gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.

Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.

She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them "bad parents" She's young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn't care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind

Love,

Paris

wtf???? Paris wrote this? hahaha yeah, ok. I've watched all seasons of The Simple Life, her sex tape, and all her interviews and haven't heard her say so many words!!!

I want that outfit

Earlier today I told my friend B how I want to have a baby so I can dress him/her in these adorable outfits. How awesome does Kingston look? My maternal feelings have now died down but I still wanted to add this pic to remind celebrity parents: your children and their outfits matter in our lives.

p.s. It's finals season. We know that we haven't been quite consistent with updating, but this is one of the two times a year when we really DO have something more important to do. Using the words 'more important' upsets me, but alas, we have lives - unlike the likes of Trent, Perez and even my favorite - Michael K. So bear with us! We promise we'll be back to our usual amount of posts SOON!

Sweet Dreams...

If I manage to fall asleep tonight only to wake up for my 8:45 Corporations final, I will be dreaming about Kate. Well, probably not, but she is incredibly hot. And I don't care how much you may hate cigarettes and smoking - it HAS helped us stalk celebrities without looking to0 conspicuous and Kate looks f*cking gorgeous with one in her mouth. So there, boycott us. We love Kate.

Sweet Dreams...

Right around finals we realize just how much we miss this show. We live in a country that voted for Bush twice and cancelled Arrested Development. I see a pattern... a bad one... dream of your favorite AD scene tonight. You know we will.