how did this happen?

Pierce Brosnan: a crying shame.

NOT HOT!

Growing Pains: Leonardo Dicaprio

grew up to become

pretty.

i see Maddox's wee wee

This piece of art, paying homage to the great Angelina, is a little creepy - probably because of the naked children. Also, don't really understand the Walmart thing going on underneath the heavens. Hmmm...


[Shoutout to K-Rub.]

tada!

After an insanely long break from posting, for which we are both ashamed and sorry, I (Di) am back to continue our reporting on the latest celebrity and entertainment news and gossip. Sar is still in Beirut but will be back in a few days. I have returned from the U.K., home of my favorite things: Harry Potter, Spice Girls, Posh/Becks, Kate/Pete, Katie Price, and the Royal Family (particulary William...though Sar is smitten with Harry). London was wonderful (and horribly expensive, even compared to NYC). No celeb sightings, but I did greatly enjoy a masquarade-themed New Year's party in Clapham with people who looked hot enough to be celebrities.

Happy Belated Christmas and New Years!!!!

While we were both M.I.A., the news was thankfully slow, but to review:

-Britney hosts in Vegas, passed out. Could be drugs or claimed "overworking." Either way, fans starting to get mad. Brit posts new letter on website, vows to work on herself. No mention of neglected children. Still not sign of Jayden James.

-Lindsey continues to bloat up, parties hard, still claiming to be off the booze. Has become attached to water bottle - rumors of vodka in said bottle. Apparently is in the hospital to get appendix removed. Might not be for that. Never know with her.

-Cameron and Justin are over.

-Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are over. Love her.

-Joel Madden, recently broken up from Hillary Duff, has moved on to Nicole Richie.

-Most celebs hosted some sort of party in virtually every touristy city in the U.S.

-Paris opts for Australia with Kim Kardashian.

-Tara Reid proves she cant count down correctly, while hosting a party in Chicago.

-RIP James Brown.

-Brangelina spend holidays saving Earth.

-Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pretend to not try to make their relationship public.

-Nick and Vanessa: going strong.

-Oprah opens school for girls in South Africa.

-Julia Roberst expecting third kid!!!

-RIP President Ford.

-Tori Spelling continues to exploid each and every detail of her life for some publicity.

-Apparently Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are over. No one cares.

-Jake Gyllanhaal saves an entire mountain resort from flames...or something like that.

-Anna Nicole Smith has to submit DaniLynn for a paternity test, says judge. This will be getting even more interesting. Tune in.

-Kate Moss and Pete Doherty might have but didn't get married.

-Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell continue to annoyingly bicker like toddlers.

I believe that should cover all of it, or at least the big parts of this holiday season we missed. So, from now on, we're back to our old antics. Thank you for the patience and support. Happy 2007!!!