my first prediction for 2007

"Norbit" will be a big mistake for Eddie Murphy.

A fat suit doesn't solve everything, Eddie!!!

Golden Globes dresses we missed

Sarah Ramirez from Grey's Anatomy totally rocks. Really love her on the show and ADORE this dress. She just looks perfect and classic and I'm very proud. Isn't it just crazy how people who are not a size zero can also look gorgeous??? You hear that, fashion mongols!?!?

On a more sour note, Paris decided that with Lindsay in rehab, she could adopt the "I have a neck cramp from all the bjs I've accomplished this week" pose. And she has blinded us all.

further baby blabber

So, along with Jenna Elfman, another quasi/former celeb, Keri Russell (Felicity, until she cut her damn hair) has also announced her spermination.Also, Lauren Ambrose, made famous for her Emmy nominated role on Six Feet Under (even though, in my heart, she will always be the saucy red-head who sexed up Seth Green in Cant Hardly Wait), just had a baby named Orson.

I'd also like to note that if I had a baby, I would hope it was just like Sar. Her previous comments totally made my day. SAR stands for: Sweet, Attractive, Raunchy. And, there is a Sar's Boobies Appreciation Society in the works. Mucho love.
*Sorry for the corniness - there is no love to show celebs lately so we share with each other.

My Birthday is in four months and this is what I want

This blog is partly mine, although I've been really, really bad at updating lately. I just want to thank my co-blogger Di for all the AMAZING work she's done this past week. She's really the best. Funny, witty, smart, gorgeous (there is an official Di Legs Appreciation Club at our school) - I am soooo proud to have her as a friend.

Now, back to the topic at hand. My birthday's on May 15. This is what I want. I wish it were true, but alas - I am a boring law student. I don't know how Hillary Clinton made me think of Kate and Kate made me think of a pin Di got me for Christmas/Hanukkah and the pin made me think of this. Love it. Want it. mmm........

She's IN!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary '08 everybody!

I was SO excited this morning when I woke up and found out that Hillary announced her candidacy for the 2008 presidential elections by forming an exploratory committee. I almost cried, almost - since Hillary is my favorite celebrity, well with Kate Moss. Those two are so alike in many ways. They're hot, cool and just amazing women!

Good luck Hillary!!! We'll be cheering you on!!!!!

here's some vintage Hillary for you all to enjoy. Woo hoo. Exciting!

mmmm....chowder.....

A big special thanks to the loyalty we have from Cape Cod, MA! I personally love it there and now I love it more!

THANKS A BUNCH!!!

Lance does the sun dance

Lance Bass, whose only recent accomplishment was being gay, is in Utah for the Sundance Film Festival. Why?

swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag

do we really need another Scientologist baby?

Jenna Elfman and her hubby, whats-his-face, think so. Jenna is now sperminated with a little alien baby.

Her PR ho stated "She is certain to be one hot mama!"
Gag me.

Growing Pains: Halle Berry

grew up to become

You're welcome, gentlemen.

well...duh

Diddy tries to be sneaky and quickly take a peek. Those quick cameras catch all, my friend.

Why I don't want to blog today......

Jake and Posh look soooo f*cking scary. Soooooo scary. I have nothing to say!!!!! WHAT happened? ahhh.

shorter boyfriends make better lovers

I am like 75 feet tall, so I dont find lots of good guys who are taller than me. And I happen to be dating a guy who is shorter than me. And it's fabulous.

Soooo....I will be featuring and applauding all celeb couples who also break this taboo (except for Tom & Katie, b/c contractual partnership is not the same as a relationship.)

So, cheers to you, Uma Thurman and whats-his-face! L'Chaim!

cupid is an alcoholic with a bad sense of humor

Because so many readers have asked me to address this as well:

Brandy's younger brother, Ray J, has been seen canoodling with Whitney "Crack is Whack" Houston.

He's about 7 years old; she's about 98......I think it's love.

the alien has left the sunshine state

) Posh has flown back to the U.K. (here she is at the airport...where apparently it is super sunny).

Bye Bye Poshie-Poo! COME BACK REAL SOON! Promise???

yee-haw

I am convinced that Jessica Simpson has stopped looking in the mirror. She has realized that no one likes her, she lost in the whole divorce publicity game, and she is no longer "America's Sweetheart" but rather just a tired old blonde bimbo w/o any style, class, or intelligence.

Well, my work here is done.

mommy and me

Gwen: fabulous
Kingston: yummy

On a separate note, doesn't Kingston strike a great similarity to Sean Preston Federline? No, for real. Not being mean, b/c I happen to think that Sean P is also super adorable. Just saying....

dream on, girl

Beyonce at the Paris premiere of Dreamgirls. It's not that there's anything necessarily wrong with the whole look, it's just that the look so soooo tired. It's like before Beyonce goes out, her mother takes out the clipboard and goes: "excessive cleavage? check. same nappy blonde weave as always? check. rhinestones anywhere they can be placed? check. ok, hunny, you're ready to wow them!"

a jew and and an orange walk out of The Spanish Kitchen...

This is why there should be legal limitations imposed on fake tanning. Spray-on or tanning bed, its just not right to look like that. Shame, Xtina, shaaaaammmmee.....

my dreams are crushed

This is not a comeback, Britney. It's just plain gross.

How does every other person in the country know exactly what you have to do to stop being the joke you've become, but you still cant seem to make it work?

Breaking my heart.....

here you go

I really didnt want to address the whole Isaiah Washington thing b/c it really just seemed like a shitty thing that happened but nothing to dwell on, but I've been asked by several readers to address it and weigh in.

For those of you who do not read anything but this site, Isaiah referred to T.R. Knight (cute little George) as a "fagot" on the set of Grey's and that prompted T.R. to come out of the closet. All was quiet until the Golden Globes when Isaiah said "I never referred to T.R. as a fagot" and that statement now has everyone outraged b/c he repeated that dirty word.
Now, a petition is going around to get him fired from the show. People demanded an apology to the gay/lesbian community and Isaiah issued one, very similar to the letters "written" by Mel Gibson and Michael Richards. You know, the kind that says "blah blah I want to meet with the leaders of the ____ community to resolve this deep problem I obviously have with _____ people." But whatever, he gave the apology they asked for.
But everyone's still reeling. Everyone from Perez "I cause unnecessary drama b/c I have that much time on my hands" Hilton to John Mayer have weighed in on the issue.
I say, dont fire him. Why? Because Grey's is a fabulous show and I want his character to stay and I dont give a shit about his behavior b/c almost every actor on any TV show or in any movie has some scummy things about them and I'm sure many of them have thrown around derogatory terms. So this never surprised me and I dont care. As long as he settles things with T.R., I think all should be well and people should go back to caring about bigger things: like Posh's move to the L.A. and Lindsay's vacation at rehab.

Spotlight on: OK Go

A note about OK Go: So many bands piss me off these days that I rarely post anything about them. However, you really cant hate a bunch of nerds with guitars - especially when they're cute (in a quirky awkward "finding myself" kind of way).

Plus, they've got the best choreography in the biz. [You hear that, JT?!?!]
Check out www.okgo.net to see these boys work (people still work for their fame?) It's refreshing to see a sense of humor... and great camera skills too. If Las Vegas last week didn't prove that these boys can handle a camera, then this announcement will definitely get your "juices flowing." Contests make me hot, you know. And Damiam Kalush makes me sweat.


Yummy....

Matthew McConaughey's Secret Admirer

Dear Matty,

This is not the pose to refute the "fairy" references.

Are you on crack?


Love,
Your Secret Admirer

Growing Pains: Demi Moore

grew up to become

heheheheheeeee.....teehee.....heheheeee

Penelope Cruz. wow.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

tisk tisk Vanessa Williams

I'm glad Beyonce's crazy mama has found more clients to style.

I love them Harajuku girls...

Babel's Rinko Kikuh (shown here at the Golden Globes) apparently shops with Bai Ling. Poor thing.

hide your children!!!

My great great great great grandmother (who is deceased) actually showed up to the Golden Globes and called herself Mary Kate Olsen! How weird is that?!?!?

As my good friend, Leah, said: There are all-you-can-eat buffets all over the U.S.!

An alien and a zombie walk into the Ivy...

The Ivy?!?! But why would these two private down-to-earth ladies want to go have lunch there??? Poor things - being bombarded by all those mean photogs.

New Couple Alert?!?

We have a few new couple alerts today.

The first one is nothing new, but I thought it might be interesting now that we have a daytime hanging out photo.

It's Mandy and DJ AM. It seems sorta random but at least he's not with the skeleton called Nicole Richie anymore. And he's WAY better than Fez (that is Wilmar's name on this blog, I refuse to recognize him as a real person).

Now, a more disturbing hookup. Actually, it's not that disturbing. We were all waiting for Sienna to start skanking it up with young Hollywood actors. And she's started with Josh. Josh is a lucky man - from Scarlett to Sienna. Although I know people think she's gross and skanky, I still think she's hot. Let's not forget her hot Pirelli photoshoot.

These two hotties were seen laughing and talking together at the Chateau Marmont Tuesday night. Apparently things got hotter - Josh held on to her thigh with his hand. They also went out to the poolside bungalow together.

Her rep said they're just friends. His rep has no comment. I want hot beach pics. NOW.

Lindsay Goes to Rehab

Lindsay's rep has issued this statement from Linds herself:

I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.

Since Lindsay hasn't been in the news for a few days, she found now to be the best time to "take care of herself." Good luck Lindsay, and please, please provide us with the endless entertainment we used to receive from you. Maybe a long rambling letter from rehab? oooh the possibilities.

Super Big Thank You

I must interrupt our Golden Globes coverage (which will continue tomorrow) to give some shoutouts and many thanks to our readers all over the world. This site is only 3 months old but continues to grow in readership each day and we truly appreciate it, especially those of your who are repeat-readers. We have been shown great love all over the continental U.S. and most of Canada for months and in other sporatic locations throughout the world since our inception. But I'd like to thank some new places where readers have caught on to SAPS lately. So, big thanks to our new readers in:

Hawaii

Poland

and Italy

And also warm thanks to our larger and growing readership in:

the U.K.

and Australia

SWEET DREAMS TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE!!!!