Paris going to jail = our Christmas

Although we are still on our break from blogging, and will relaunch officially after our deadly law finals are completed, so we may devote the appropriate time and attention to the entertainment world, we find that it is imperative to touch upon the fact that Christmas has come early to America this year...in the form of Paris Hilton's jail sentence!!!
Paris has started a petition to ask Governor Swarchenegger for a pardon to this "injustice" - you know, breaking a law repeatedly. But such a petition is like asking Santa to take away our Christmas presents and so I say that for the love of all things merry, Paris must serve her assigned 45 days in prison!

I'd make a "ho ho ho" reference but it's too easy.