Wedding Details!!!

Yes, it was a Scientologist wedding everybody! The ceremony was performed by a Scientologist minister. Tom's best man was the head of the Church of Scientology. Katie's maid of honor was her sister.

People reports that Katie wore an off-the-shoulder Armani gown with "a train in ivory silk cadis adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery." The dress "was complemented by an ivory tulle floor length veil and ivory silk shoes." I'm sure she looked lovely.

Her bouquet consisted of calla lilies. Armani also designed a champagne evening gown, which she wore at the reception. Cruise wore a navy blue Armani tux.

Their rings are white gold Cartier with diamonds.

After cocktails, guests were served Italian hors d'oeuvres, followed by a multi-course meal. (yum!!)

Finally, the most important part, their cake as five-tiered white chocolate, decorated with marzipan roses, and studded with white chocolate chips.

Who provided the entertainment? Andrea Bocelli.

Sounds like an amazing wedding. I cannot wait for pics!!!!!

More Pictures ............

Here are J-Lo and her ?man? and a stunning Brooke Shields in an Oscar de La Renta gown.

Details on the wedding coming SOON! Still no news, however, on why J-Lo and Marc Anthony are even there. She's been looking pretty bad lately - they kinda look alike, no?

THIS JUST IN

according to People --- Tom and Kate are married!!!!!!!!!!!!

woo-hoo!!!!!!

Boo Britney

Britney Spears was looking hot for like, a nanosecond.

Here are pictures of her somewhere. Since she's not at the Wedding of the Century I didn't bother finding out where they were taken.

Yeah, she's thinner but what's up with the bad extensions? They're worse than Rocky's on Laguna - and that's a hard thing to accomplish.
Three Words: WASH YOUR HAIR!!!!

Posh arrives!!!!

Is she real? Is she made out of wax? She glows! Her hair is perfect! She doesn't flinch. Victoria Beckham has been helping Katie every step of the way and she looks like a proud mother. And a hot one. I feel like she's going to bust out a whip and punish me. Oh my.

Wedding wedding wedding!!!

Tom Cruise arrived at the Castle about 2 hrs ago... here's a pic of him on his way there. He seems impatient - where's the creepy Tom smile?!?!?!And here's a picture of Katie holding baby Suri and looking out one of the castle windows. She looks terrified (insert Katie Holmes drugged and forced into marriage joke here) - but most brides I've seen do on their big day.
People is reporting that Posh is wearing a big black hat. Only way to do it, Victoria. I just hope she's not sitting in front of Jada Pinkett Smith bc that b*tch is short!

Save Lindsay!!!

Lindsay Lohan may be many things - she may have been a bulemic, she may be a cokehead, she may be a crazy party girl and even a cutter. But one thing she is for sure is a good actress. From the Parent Trap to even her bad comedies like "Just My Luck", Lindsay has shown her artistic abilities and I do enjoy watching her on screen. Also, I think she's pretty smart, at least compared to many of her peers in Hollywood.

So I say - Lindsay, save yourself!!!

Lindsay's behaviour has been questionable, at best, this past week. She messed up hosting the World Music Awards, flashed her bojina again and has been seen with cuts on her wrists.

Her rep says they're from falling into a bush, but how the hell did Lindsay end up in a bush? (I don't even want to go there)

Lindsay, we know you can pull yourself together! Because when you try, nobody does it better than you.

More TomKat

Last night everyone went to a pre-wedding something or another in a Roman Villa. Click here for a video of everyone - from Posh and Becks to Brooke Shields, Will Smith and J-Lo - leaving for the party.
Enjoy!

Katie and Suri Arrive at the Castle

Here is a picture of Katie carrying Suri upon arrival at Bracciano's Odescalchi Castle today. This picture was taken at around 2:15pm Rome time, which was I guess a little over an hour and a half ago.

People reports that Tom also left for the Castle, the site of their wedding, about 45 minutes after Katie. It can't be long now! It's 4pm in Rome and guests have been spotted leaving Rome's Hotel Hassler for the castle.

In other wedding related news, or not - Victoria Beckham took some time to go to the Gucci store on Via Condotti. Why, you ask? Does she really need this last minute run to the store? But here she is, her royal Poshness, looking mean and angry comme d'habitude.

Finally, kind words from Tom's ex arch nemesis and current "friend" (either these people are really kind and forgiving or just plain nuts) Brooke Shields; when asked what she wished for Tom and Katie today, she replied "Just happiness and peace and that they can remember all of this." (does that mean something? will Katie not remember? does she remember anything since May 2005? ahh the questions!!)

And folks, that's what we all wish, right?!!?!

Sweet Dreams...

Or, actually, nightmares.

Nobody cares, but it's news

Chris Robinson filed for divorce from Kate Hudson, his wife of six years. The two separated three months ago. Rumors have been flying around about her and Owen Wilson. I have no interest in these two but I guess I had to mention it since it's the news of the day.

Chris is requesting joint legal and physical custody of their son, Ryder, 2, and is not seeking spousal support.

I've seen all three of them walking around the city and there is absolutely nothing exciting about them (though I still got ridiculously excited and GawkerStalked them).

I'd rather hear about Goldie, she's hotter than her daughter. I brought her up only because I love this picture.

Bond Obsession Reignited

I grew up watching James Bond movies. My mother has always been a huge fan, and nothing is exciting as hearing that Bond music. Nobody will ever be as awesome as Sean Connery, for SO many reasons, but let me tell you all - Daniel Craig comes pretty darn close.

The movie had it's slower, non-Bond moments, darker moments, but it was overall really fun and way better than the last few Bond films. Daniel Craig just dominates in every scene with his piercing blue eyes and cool stare. I never thought he was that hot, but coming out of the theater another woman said what I was thinking "Now I get why Sienna Miller slept with him while she was with Jude." Mmm, yeah.

Also, Eva Green is a goddess. The young French actress and Bond just sizzle on the screen. In usual Bond style, there are some hot witty conversations between the two, to the audiences delight. Here is a picture of the incredibly stunning young woman.

Go, see, enjoy.

Don't worry, I won't be reviewing any more movies on the blog - not my thing. But I do LOVE everything James Bond so I had to. Tomorrow, I see "Bobby" - but unless we get a glimpse of Lindsay's cooch, I won't be writing about it. At this point, that's not even news. Blah.

Wedding Madness Recap

Here are pictures of Tom and Katie's wedding guests arriving in or hanging around Rome.

First off we have David and Victoria Beckham arriving at the airport in Rome. I really can't comment on their outfits. If anyone is going to turn this wedding into a freakshow, it's clearly not going to be Tom or any of his Scientologist buddies, it's going to be Posh.

See what I mean? Where oh where does Posh shop? Just take a look at the color of her legs. They look like a wax sculpture of themselves! Yikes, it's becoming quite frightening.

Which brings me to the even scarier looking couple... J-Lo has always been one of my favorites but I miss her "I'm Real" days. Or even better, J-Lo just around the time "On the Six" was released. Marc Anthony is dragging her down with him. Boo. Also, why are they invited? And finally, is it just me or are they beginning to look like one another? Last but not least - Brooke Shields? Really? Who invited her? Oh, I forgot, her and Katie have been seen around lately, they're mmm... friends. I'm thinking Brooke really has nothing to do except for those boring toothpaste commercials she's been doing. She's probably thinking, this ought to be fun, the man's a freak -- after all, who knows that better than Brooke herself? Either that, or she's still on those meds she was taking and doesn't know better.
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME WEDDING!!!!! CAN YOU HANDLE IT???!?!??!!!

question:

Do you think Cameron Diaz is a) holding a very small cellphone or b) picking one of her nasty pimples? Hmmm???

Nyet!

How did this

become this?

I hope this is Katie's wedding dress...

This is a picture from several days ago but I can't stop looking at how pretty and classy Miss Katie Price and her hubby Peter Andre look. Sarcasm aside, I still think she's fabulous. No one else can pull that shit off.

Sweet Dreams...

Speaking of the Olsen twins, John Stamos is absolutely DREAMY! He will forever be my Uncle Jesse and he can sing "Forever" to me whenever he'd like. Tonight, dream of this hottie, his perfect hair, and his intense eyes (unlike the empty Olsen eyes below). Goodnight!

death in the eyes

They haunt me. I have trouble sleeping. I seek help.

Why can't they just smile?!? Why must they look at me like they want to kill kill kill?!?
Especially Ashley, who's looking hot in that dress - why ruin it with a death stare? Leave that to your sister, Ash!

Jamie Lee's Secret Admirer

Dear Jamie Lee Curtis,

Keep it up girl! You looking fiiiine.

Love,

Your Secret Admirer

?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

"I think everybody on Wisteria Lane has the money of a Republican, but the sex life of a Democrat so it's a really political show."

Yes, it is SUCH a political show. Sometimes celebrities should realize that there comes a point where you just shut the f*ck up. Seriously, first part of comment - funny, witty. Then she says something stupid like "it's a really political show." Eva, stick to you day job, Washington isn't the place for you.

Old news... but.....

George Clooney has been named Sexiest Man Alive by People.

Mmm, ok. I mean the man is hot, but I just think it's a boring, old, safe choice. And let's not forget that last year's choice was Matthew "Stubs for Arms" Mcconaughey - so what are these people thinking? That being said, he's hot, and as Michael K from Dlisted would say... "I'd hit that."

For your viewing pleasure...

Lindsay Lohan has been named GQ's "Obsession of the Year."

Well, it's not quite an Oscar, Linds, but it is an interesting 'award.' This past year has been the year of the Firecrotch, and although we at SuchAPublicityStunt are sick of anyone referring to the Firecrotch incident, there's no use trying to deny that yes, she has been our obsession too.

Here are some pictures of Lindsay in some interesting poses. I wonder if she was told what to do? "Bend over", "spread your legs", "suck on something" --- if so, she really follows directions! Ahh Linds....

Suri Holmes Cruise Appreciation Day!!!

Here is the gorgeous family out in Rome. The big day is coming up and we cannot wait until the wedding pictures come out. Suri is a beautiful baby and they all look very happy. Seriously, I just can't be a mean blogger right now - there is really nothing bad I can say. It's gross outside in NYC and these pictures are the only interesting thing going on right now.

Sweet Dreams...

... only one day left!

excitement!

Sleep with the Bond theme in your heads!

She can deny all she wants...

... but we stand behind our story!

"So i gain a little bit of weight, and i'm accused of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive given a statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way."

1) why is she concluding that the blind item on PageSix was about her? (presumptuous...?!) This seems like a hell of a lot to say about something that's not true!2

2) this wouldn't be the first time someone in Hollywood has done something ridiculously stupid and dangerous for the sake of their looks so that really ISN'T an argument, Nicole - money buys everything where you come from!!! (well, maybe not a complete ticket out of Fugland, but in your case, close)

SURI MAKES AN APPEARANCE

Just days before her parents' wedding, here is Suri Cruise in Katie's arms as they leave the City Hall in Rome. So I guess her hair is real? And she's still sorta Asian? To be fair, though, Suri is a cutie. I just hope we get more pictures of her at the wedding. omg, WEDDING. I'm SO EXCITED. ok, I have to calm down and get back to watching the Laguna Beach finale. I'm out.

Remember When...

....two became one - and we gained ourselves the most gorgeous married couple EVER!

ps: the Vera Wang gown she wore was almost tonight's "Sweet Dreams" b/c it's soooo divine.

HOW?!?!

How did Tara Reid transform form the alcoholic trampy duckling into a chic sophisticate swan? Well, just as in the original fable, Ms. Reid stopped eating and started popping diarhetics for a smaller waistline, hired a betting makeup/hair/clothing stylist, and had a talented surgeon fix up her boobs and face. That duckling has always been my hero.

Naomi's Big Day in Court...again

Naomi unveiled a chic new bob at her latest court hearing (for giving another beat down to another assistant) - ain't she FABULOUS!?!? In other Naomi news: a former employee claims that she made racist and prejudice comments about the employee's immigrant status.

Then Naomi burned 100 puppies and punched a nun, but she wore the absolutely most adorable cashmere wrap while doing so! Hurray Naomi!

KFed learns to write

Kevin Federline has realized that his rap career is going no where fast, and has been inspired by Maya Angelou, writing his own pretty poem:

"Today I'm a free man,

Ladies look out,

Fuck a wife,

Give me my kids bitch!"

He wrote this glorious prose on the door of his hotel. I hope he keeps them coming and compiles them in a greatest hits book called "Fuch them hos." I'll finally be able to put down those shitty Emily Dickinson and Robert Frost pieces of crap. THANK YOU KFED!

Sweet Dreams....

I'm sure you're starting to think that we, as 2 females, play on Michelle Rodriguez's team (see today's earlier post). But we just appreciate beauty where we see it - in any gender. And Jordan is just all-around fabulous! Here she is launching her own line of lingerie for "the everyday woman" - which I suppose is someone with size-H fake breasts. Either way, she is sassy, confident, and HOT - so keep those three things in mind while you dream tonight.