I am sad

As most of you, Lindsay Lohan has been in New York City all week, going out every night, partying, shopping, etc. And of course, I didn't see her. Did I try? Not really, since I spent every weeknight on the 3rd floor of 55 5th Avenue trying to read cases.
Lindsay dined at Pastis, went shopping at Barneys and the Chanel boutique in Soho, partied at Plumm and Butter. Most of these places are walking distance from where school and my apartment. Boo, when will I get my chance?
Cardozo Law School Lindsay, it IS the place to be, stop wasting your time at all those so-called hot-spots.

Another season of the Simple Life!!! :(

Yeah, we all knew it was coming but I was in denial for a while - I mean really? Another season of that crap? Camp counselors? E can't be serious.
In other news involving those has-been skank hos, apparently Nicole Richie is engaged to Joel Madden and they are planning to get married soon in Mexico.
Also, Nicole is hooked on Adderall. Oh please, everyone has to shut up because WHO ISN'T??!?!?!?!?!!!!

Are they really celebrities?

Yeah, I guess they are. I mean I used to like Rachel Bilson, until that awful Zach Braff movie the name of which escapes me at the moment. Then she and Adam Brody broke up and since then, she's just some skinny ho who wears trash bags and walks around with Hayden Christensen.
Are we supposed to believe this guy is straight? I mean either way, I don't care - but he always ends up with these (semi) famous Hollywood it-girls. I smell something fishy (prolly not, he's gay and so probably smells really good) - stop making him go out and take pictures with these girls to convince us he's straight. It's annoying, and we don't care what he is. Blah, what a slow news day.

One less crazy person involved

Debra Opri is no longer Larry Birkhead's attorney.
She issued the followed statement -
"Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately."
I'm kinda glad, although we haven't her that much lately, she was really f*ckin' annoying. That being said, I'm counting the days until these idiots reach some settlement. And again, when do we find out how she died? Or do we know already and nobody has bothered informing me? Ahh. This is frustrating.

Someone's looking old...

Yeah, yeah I know this is not breaking news. But I just felt like pointing out how boring and old George Clooney's been looking lately. What happened to the Sexiest Man Alive? Boo. I'm disappointed. Cut your damn hair and take off your shirt, unless your chest is graying too.

Pax Thien Jolie is adorable

What can I say about Angelina Jolie? Bitch has taste - this kid is ADORABLE, so cute and shy looking, I hope Maddox doesn't hate him for being the new hot asian in the family. You know sh*t's gonna go down sooner or later.
So, Angelina went and picked up her newly adopted son from a Vietnam orphanage yesterday. Pax apparently cried at first, apparently he didn't even know he was being adopted. Pax, 3 joins Maddox, 5, Zahara 2, and Shiloh, 10 months.

Angelina later told Ho Chi Minh City Law newspaper that she's going to be a stay at home mom and focus on her children. I don't know, I always imagined her bringing home the (turkey) bacon and Brad being a stay at home mom. You know that's gonna end up happening no matter what she says now.

Speaking of Brad, he's still hot. Here he is in Hollywood the day Angie was picking up their new kid.

Kirsten Dunst in 50 years....

(except not as tan...)

let the fun begin!

Michael Lohan, Lindsay's daddy dearest, has been released from prison, after being locked up for 2 years. He claims he found god in prison (who hasn't?) and will eventually want to reconcile with his daughter. In reality, we are going to get a whole new dose of Lohan crazy.

I predict (as I am now a certified psychic) that Dina will stab Michael with a butter knife at the Ivy while Lindsay is crying/screaming "You're all cokeheads!" as she scrapes her wrists with a fork and blood flows out of her nose. I cant wait for Fathers Day '07!!!

i am psychic.....and freaked out....

ok, i am soooooooo freaked out right now. for like over a month i have had this weird intuition that tori spelling was gonna have her baby on my birthday. like..... i very much considered it a really likely possibility. and then on monday night (the 12th), i was talking to my roomie and her friends and telling them that i really thought that tori spelling was gonna pop "tomorrow," the 13th. and they laughed but i was like "im serious, i feel like this was destined since i first chanted 'donna martin graduate!'" - i was truly serious about it - and IT HAPPENED! and now im kind of freaked out by this premonition.

donna martin birthed a baby on my bday. it was fate.

Finally!!!!!!!

Guess who shares a birthday with Di?
Liam Aaron McDermott does!
Tori Spelling FINALLY had her baby - a 6 pound 6 ounce baby boy, born at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in L.A.
Di has been waiting for this for WEEKS, I hope she considers it a gift from the celebrity gods.

And in OTHER baby news......

Larry Birkhead is building a nursery for Dannielynn.
Wtf? Save your money, this is gonna take a while, she may not need a nursery by then.
Also, wasn't there some news a couple of days ago about the medical examiner knowing what killed Anna? Who am I kidding, I really don't care at this point. I'm sick of Anna Nicole news.
This guy looks like the biggest dumbass alive.
Oh, btw - Kimmie thinks Dannielynn should stay with Howard K Stern bc that's what she's used to and because Anna apparently told her he is the father. Yawn. We need bigger, better news.

Ew.

Tori Spelling is in labor.
I don't even know what to say about this picture. Grossness.
The only good thing about this whole situation is that Tori and her mom are talking, but honestly, I really don't give a sh*t.
p.s. don't stare at the picture for too long, you will for sure throw up in your mouth

Speaking of babies and Angelina....

Ho's getting another baby soon. Yeah, we knew that - but now it's pretty darn close according to a Vietnamese officer, who said it may just be a few weeks until she gets a 3 1/2 year old boy.
Oh jeez, when is this insanity gonna stop? I mean bravo to her for adopting all these kids but at some point you know that it's gonna be too many kids to take care of, and she's just gonna get sick of them, or Zahara's gonna kill them (the latter seems more likely). Either way, it's not good. You know Maddox isn't gonna be happy about another boy coming in and stealing the spotlight away from him. If I were this new kid I'd be scared...........

Just admit it, already

When are these two getting married? Because they're getting boring. I mean either release a sex tape, get engaged and show off a huge rock (with all the $$$ he just made with the sale of his clothing company he better get her something CRAZY if/when he does!), or run away and get married somewhere and sell pics to OK! Or better yet, could you please please get pregnant, OMG then he can get Rihanna pregnant too and it would be nuts. You know Beyonce's mom would just give him a beat down. Oh, drama. I am always in search of you.

Shiloh a Movie Star

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will be playing Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett's daughter in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Apparently, the twin babies who were cast for the role sucked and "Brad realized his daughter's happy and mellow disposition made her a quick fix for the role."

Are they making this kid basically pay for room/board in the Jolie-Pitt household? God forbid Angie lets her go through life feeling privileged. She's not even one yet!!!! What the hell?

Happy Birthday Di!!!!!!!!!

Today is a big, big day everybody. It's my co-blogger Di's 23rd birthday! I know you will all join me in wishing her the VERY best in every aspect of life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope all your wishes come true - well, not all of them. I never want to see the day where Justin and Britney get back together!