Just admit it, already

When are these two getting married? Because they're getting boring. I mean either release a sex tape, get engaged and show off a huge rock (with all the $$$ he just made with the sale of his clothing company he better get her something CRAZY if/when he does!), or run away and get married somewhere and sell pics to OK! Or better yet, could you please please get pregnant, OMG then he can get Rihanna pregnant too and it would be nuts. You know Beyonce's mom would just give him a beat down. Oh, drama. I am always in search of you.