her ta-ta's are gonna get sooo much bigger

The super gorgeous Salma Hayak is pregnant and engaged (isn't that convenient?) to uber-billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault.

Pinault is the CEO of luxury goods firm PPR, which owns Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent, as well as a French department store and national music chain. His father, François, is an avid art collector owning more than 2,500 valuable pieces, including Picassos, Miros and work by contemporary artitsts including Damien Hirst. Familiar on both European and American fashion and art circuits, the family fortune is estimated in excess of $7 billion.
daaaammmmmnnnnn......."Businessman, François-Henri Pinault, and his fiancée, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child," Hayek's rep confirmed in a statement today.


Penelope Cruz must be so jealous right now. I guess their lesbien love affair had to end sometime. I'm just shocked that I haven't heard of this guy, or their relationship sooner. Do I live under a rock?!?! This is Manhatten, for god's sake!