marketing with Lindsay
Ok, so I figure that these photos taken of Lindsay were taken before she entered rehab. And if not, then I think she should get her money back.
I thought it would be fun to caption each with an advertising tagline, since I think this bitch could sell anything. [Ps: check out the blood up her nose in the 1st pic. That, children, is why limit cocaine use to national holidays.]
The next time a crazy fan is attacking your breasts, make sure your pits smell like flowers and wear "Degree."
The next time some guy splooges in your eye, no need to wink, just use Clear Eyes!
Lindsay Lohan for Joyce Leslie (or Rainbow, Forever 21, Wet Seal...you get it)
Cigarette: 10 cents
Blackberry: $300
Giving Lindsey the clap: soooo priceless
Lindsay cares about world peace, even when she's taking a shit. Donate to the Red Cross.
TrimSpa Baby!
Chopard jewelry: for the classiest of class.
Herpes exists, even under a $2000 dress. Use Trojans.
I thought it would be fun to caption each with an advertising tagline, since I think this bitch could sell anything. [Ps: check out the blood up her nose in the 1st pic. That, children, is why limit cocaine use to national holidays.]
The next time a crazy fan is attacking your breasts, make sure your pits smell like flowers and wear "Degree."
The next time some guy splooges in your eye, no need to wink, just use Clear Eyes!
Lindsay Lohan for Joyce Leslie (or Rainbow, Forever 21, Wet Seal...you get it)
Cigarette: 10 centsBlackberry: $300
Giving Lindsey the clap: soooo priceless
Lindsay cares about world peace, even when she's taking a shit. Donate to the Red Cross.
TrimSpa Baby!
Chopard jewelry: for the classiest of class.
Herpes exists, even under a $2000 dress. Use Trojans.
posted by Such A Publicity Stunt at 6:22 PM
2 Comments:
HHAHAHA. That's really funny.
oh, linds.
is it bad that "trimspa baby" still routinely cracks me up?
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