she can use her wig if her mop falls apart....

Naomi Campbell has just recieved her punishment for throwing her cell phone at her housekeeper. Miss Thang will have to mop floors for 5 days at NY's Sanitation Dept.

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JUSTICE!!!

Unfortunately, it wont be the spectacle that we experienced when Boy George had to carry out his punishment of street cleaning last summer. Miss Thang, on the other hand, will be carrying out her punishment indoors.

I hope she throws her mop at a fellow community service worker. Then she might move up to diving into the Hudson to retrieve hypodermic needles. That's where the real excitement is.