?Celebrity? Verbal Vomit of the Day

"Dean was painting doors until 2 p.m. Only hours before the gala, all the furniture was gathered in the middle of the rooms and not set out. It was sheer madness. It came down to the wire but we pulled it off." -Tori Spelling


Well, isn't that convenient mayhem for the documentation for their show on the Oxygen Network of the opening their own bed & breakfast? Chaos with only seconds to go until thousands of people pile through. What more could go wrong?!? Womp womp...

The B&B was named Chateau La Rue, after Tori's pug, Mimi La Rue. I dont know if I'd stay at an inn named after a fugly dog. I also dont know if I'd stay at an inn where there'd be theme nights with Tori & Dean (as she told People Mag).

Also, Tori totally looks ready to pop - she's due at the end of the month...and better not have the kid on my bday, Mar. 13 - and Dean looks like a sleazy used car salesman.

Boy, I sure do have a lot to say about these two crazy kids, eh?