most likely not the end to the Anna Nicole saga

Anna was laid to "rest" on Friday. Unfortunately, both of us were MIA this weekend - Sar was in the country and I was experiencing hot clubs and the Olive Garden on 6th Ave - but here are some highlights from the spectacle that ended up being a lot less eventful than expected:

-The baby-daddies (or 2/5 of them at least) attended, of course, and apparently the media thought it was important to note what they each wore.
-The funeral, which was in the Bahamas, featured 300 guests, including Slash from Guns n Roses...yeah...for real
-pallbearers included former bodyguards as well as Anna's uncrazy lawyer
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-Anna's mama, Vergie, tried to halt the funeral a few hours before it started by an emergency injunction to the courts, which was denied....so she attended, seeing as it was the place to be in the Bahamas
-When Vergie arrived at the funeral, she recieved a warm Bahamian welcome of boos and down-turned thumbs (in New York, another gesture would have seemed more appropriate - dont you think?)
-After the big memorial, about 30 people were present inside the green tent to watch Anna's casket be lowered to the ground, right next to her Daniel's


Additionally:

-Anna wore a custom-designed pink jeweled gown and a tiara

-Everything in the funeral had a pink theme

-Howard K. Stern delivered a freaky eulogy in which he promised/threatened to "protect" Anna even after death and that he would stop at nothing. The speech ended with some dry ice fog for effect and Howard bellowing "Muahahahahaaaaaa...."