Britney: the gay man's Anna Nicole

Britney took a break from rehab to wear a shitty wig in a ponytail (honestly, aren't there some super nice wigs out there?!?!) and drink a Coke. This is news, and you love it.

In other Britney news:

-she thinks she is suffering from postpartum depression and doesn't think she needs to be in rehab

-she is pissed that her manager and family for making her go

-this has brought her and KFed's families together

-Timbaland has said he wants to be her friend, hold her hand, and work with her on her next album - he also talks about saving her

-and MOST IMPORTANTLY, Timbaland has said that Justin wants to work with her and help her too!!!! ahhhh! we're almost there....

....they said that the Messiah wont come until all the Jews are in the holy land, but what I think they meant was "when Britney and Justin are back together."