?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

Remember yesterday when I wrote in the Sienna Miller post that she's great as long as she keeps her mouth shut? Apparently, I was too late.

During an interview with People that she did with Steve Buscemi about their new movie "Interview", this is what Sienna had to say about those bags and bags of gifts celebrities receive and don't need.

"Well, maybe I'll keep one thing. There's one pair of cashmere socks, and one cashmere blanket. And a pair of knickers, because I forgot my knickers. But that was an absolute emergency!"

Where'd you forget your knickers, Sienna? And WHAT was this 'absolute emergency'? A little later in the interview, Sienna defends herself and says she hasn't slept with half of Hollywood, I mean how could she, when she was busy being engaged to Jude 7,676 times these past few years. Well, my dear, I don't know where you forgot your knickers. Perhaps you just haven't learned from Britney and Lindsay that there are some things the rest of us don't want to see. Always, always have some undergarments around. The world has seen enough of you nude - and we're not quite ready for your hoo-ha.

I'm all warm and fuzzy inside

Kate Moss is perfection. All you haters can just go check other blogs, because I will repeat this often.
Lila Grace is a beautiful child. Your mommy is gorgeous, Lila. Appreciate her, no matter how scary that awful man she brings home is.

Eau de Pommes Frites

Yesterday there was a weird greasy smell in the third floor lounge. I asked Diana if I smelled like french fries, she said no. I was relieved, I had been hanging around french fries a lot lately. The smell kept lingering and it turns out someone was having fast food a few feet away.

Then we came up with an idea of an awesome scent that we'd call "eau de pommes frites" - we were clearly bored and had nothing better to laugh about so that's just what we did. We laughed. A lot. It was pathetic.

Then today I saw this picture. Eau de pomme frites came to mind. Britney is the epitomy of someone who'd smell like bad french fry grease. I can imagine Kevin telling her "dang woman, go git that stink out of yer weave. you smell like the kitchen floor at TGIFriday's, fo' sho'"

(no, K-Fed never sounded Southern, that's Britney. But I like to think he talked like her to her. It's fun)

I just puked in my mouth

Maybe I've been out of the loop lately when it comes to celebrity news. But Pam Anderson and George Clooney? Gross. I mean call me naive but George seemed to have a semblance of class left in him but if any of this is true ---- ew.

Apparently, though, I have nothing to worry about since George himself says that he hasn't seen Pam since they worked together seven years ago. Come to think of it, as I type this, I do remember that whole thing about Pam being on George's lap at some restaurant.

Well, George, perhaps it's time you settled down. You're not going to be the Sexiest Man Alive forever. No, really. You're not. Enjoy it while you can, but then give it up, I mean your single status got you where you are now - in the middle of a whole story involving Pam Anderson. You now have 6,718 STDs just by association. Bravo.

(I love the picture I posted of Pam Anderson. It's the classiest one of her ever, and she also looks horrified of the thought of being with George - come on, we all know how she loves her men . . . smelly and trashy)

I felt bad dissing my man George so here's a hot picture of him. But alas, you're getting old, my friend!

The Old Sienna's Back

I always loved Sienna Miller, until she stopped just being a well-dressed pretty face and started talking. She was way better just holding onto Jude's arm and keeping her mouth shut.

Then she started making questionable fashion choices.

But she's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she looks GOOD. I just love her outfit, her accessories, everything.

Maybe I should mention that she had some dumb sh*t to say in a British magazine lately but I'm not even going to acknowledge it!

enjoy...!

Paris Hilton is my Idol

No she's not. She's disgusting and parisexposed.com has proved what everyone used to tell me when I liked Paris - she's a low class good-for-nothing skank ho. However, I appreciate good entertainment and love this sh*t.

According to Page Six,

Among the hours of video footage on the site is a series of short tapes of a naked Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator, and her former fiance, Jason Shaw. Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body.

And there's more!

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26."

* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.

* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.

I mean nothing we didn't really know (except for the possible miscarriage) was exposed, but it's all fun to remind ourselves that there are people like Paris out there, and no matter what we do to embarrass ourselves in our lame-o law school lives, it won't compare to losing all your privacy because you failed to pay a $280 storage fee.

Just because...

Why did this goddess ever date the likes of Tom Cruise? I think Tom Cruise was really cute back in the day, but he is a freak. Nothing interesting and original in that, but it had to be said.

On that note, I had a red bikini once. Summer 2002, island of Capri, mmm. I found my red bikini again after I saw these pictures. I touched it, bought it up against my face. Then I stuffed myself with more baguette with boursin. I leave the red bikini wearing to the likes of Penelope. I'm out.

mommy, i'm scared

AMERICA VOTED FOR THIS??????

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY?!?!?!?!?

Where's the adopted kid?

Madonna comes out with the whole family quite possibly to disspell rumors that her marriage with Guy is falling apart. Lola looks like a total hottie. The boy is average but has cutie potential. Mmm.... where the f*ck is David? He probably got boring after a while and Madonna just sent him back.

Madonna looks pathetic holding onto Guy who is clearly not into it. Poor man, something about Madonna's teeth and freakishly muscular legs scares me.

lets play a game!

Which one of these is Sienna Miller?





Answer: Neither. Just making a point that all these half-assed "actresses" all looke the same. BORING.

reason 5,336 i love Kate Moss

THERE IS NOTHING THIS BITCH CANT DO!!!!

no one else can look that hot pushin a car outta mud. i wish i'd fallen in some mud :(

the arithmetic of Jess and John

Jessica's fugly dress + her saggy boobies + John's pasty face = my vomit.

John Stamos is too cool for this shit

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are super lame. Just wanted to say that.

ps: Haven't they been engaged for like 10 years now? I mean, honestly, a wedding is much better for your publicity than a 2 person bike.

NY state of mind

I love Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams. They really are Brooklyn. They embody real New York, not the New York of posh boutiques and parties at Duvet. Even down to the plastic protector on Matilda's stroller (which I assume and hope did not cost $5000). They are real, and I applaud them. NY LOVES YOU!

love-styles of the rich and famous

Once upon a time, Drew and Fabrizio were in love....
Then, hearts were broken and their relation perished. In walks Kirsten Dunst, who enjoys a lovely/loving lunch with Fabrizio (this past weekend). ....Just hours after she left a very cozy "slumber party" at Adrien Grenier's house. Unfortuntely, Adrien had no playdate for that day, with Kirsten on to her new shaggy-haired stud.




....ahhh young Hollywood hearts.........

Sweet Dreams...

Our friend Jon has been having very interesting dreams lately. He told us about few of them and I thought about this special post. He made us laugh today, and with the 30 page deadline we are facing tomorrow, that was more than we could ask for from anyone. I wish you all sweet dreams. Perhaps Vince, Biggie, and Magic Kingdom will make you wake up with a big smile on your faces just like Jon's. Goodnight!!

Someone needs a burrito.......and fries, and a corndog, perhaps onion rings

We talk about Nicole Richie, Kiera Knightley, and other young Hollywood types who are wayyy too skinny to be healthy. But what about this one over here? I'd assume she'd be eating when the rest of the world is busy hugging loved ones or crying. Hmmm.....

Posh now has jelly for legs

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THE WIND IS BLOWING HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Posh, and if we lose her, I'll cry. I'm starting a feed-Posh campaign.

Angelina Jolie is a F*cking Robot

I'm all anti-Angelina at the moment. I miss the Angelina in Africa, Cambodia, India walking around in her normal clothes NOT looking like a zombie and NOT looking like a total b*tch on the red carpet. One would think a person who is so into humanitarian stuff would be warm but apparently that's not the case here. Apart from the mind blowing sex and the fact that she's stunning (NOT on the red carpet, though!) what does Brad see in her? Aniston actually cries. Wait. Ew. Ew. Ew. I just said something good about Aniston. I take it back.

Here are some quotes from Angelina.
"I'm not a hugger. People make fun of me. It's something thatI have a hard time with.

"If someone hugs me, I hold my breath. Snuggling, cuddling, hugging,crying - all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable.

"I've often been accused of not talking about my personal things. I mean,even with Brad. He usually has to draw something out of me.

"I have had a lot of people - ex-husbands - suggest that they'd be very opento being a shoulder to cry on. If I had the inclination, it would be verylovely if I could possibly let that go.

"But I have this odd sense of it's not going to accomplish anything to cry.It's not going to help you to get a hug!"


On the other hand, b*tch has nothing to cry about. And if she did, we'd all get mad at her for it.

a cut above the rest (hehe...corny me)

Ok, so I haven't posted updates or any commentary on one my biggest TV guilty pleasures, "Top Chef" but I'd like to say right now that I am a big supporter of Marcel's. He is pretty much the black sheep of the competition and pretty much all of the other contestants like to bash him, behind his back or to his face. It got to the point where one of the contestants, Frank threatened to kill him, and another contestant, Cliff, held him down on the floor for someone else to attempt to shave his head.

He was labeled as an arrogant asshole, but in reality, I've seen no episode that really proves such allegations. In fact, Betty, who tried to play the friendly motherly character but soon started being a big bitch to Marcel, lost all of my love when she became that big giant bitch. I was super happy when she was kicked off.

In fact, I went from being ok with Marcel to being a huge supporter b/c of the ridiculous backlash he gets from his fellow contestants. So I am rooting for him in the next two final episodes of the show. I am actually favoring him above Sam and Ilan (the two hotties of the show) and Elia (the sweetest one of the bunch). Thats what unnecesary backlash will get you people!

TEAM MARCEL!!!!!

There is no title because there is nothing left to say about the mess called Britney

Britney:

Di and I are very happy to see that you have been listening to our advice and trying to spend time with your kid(s?) instead of partying like the skank ho you are deep inside with K-Fed wannabees (bc that's all this Isaac dude is, and that's like, really sad).

However, by 'spending time with your kids' we did NOT mean take Sean Preston to see where Mommy buys her skanky lingerie and whips.

Above are pictures of Britney and SPF on their way to Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood.

All we have left to say is - where the f*ck is Jayden James?

Guess the Celebrity Baby

Ooooh there's a cute new celebrity baby around!
Guess who this one is .... or click here to find out!

Tyra of the living dead

Ew ew ew ew ew. I dont know what else to say. Why in the world would you dye your hair a blondish color that resembles nursing home grey? Why would you decide to do the same to your eye brows? Why would you come out in public like this? Why do you continue to come out in public at all?

Fugrific.

Gwen glamour

Gwen Stefani burned up the red carpet at an awards show in France, looking smoooking hot. She really knows how to rock a modern look with a big of old Hollywood glam.

She also looked great after the awards, with her cute-as-pie baby boy, Kingston. Honestly, she can just effortless chic anytime. Total hotness.

hurray for Geena

Geena Davis is one of my favorite actresses. Loved her in "Thelma & Louise," "Hero," and the greatness which is "Angie" (if you haven't seen it, see it). Furthermore, loved "Commander in Chief" which should not have been cancelled!!!

So.... Happy 51st Birthday, Geena.

Omg, cant believe she's 51. She always looks fabulous.

reason #455 why I want to punch a supermodel

They talk outloud.

Click here to read about how Gisele feels that anorexia is not to be blamed on the fashion industry, but rather on families. Right.

Thanks for enlightening us, you greatly intelligent and knowledgable woman of respect and insight. Keep looking pretty for the camera and try not to pull at Tyra by talking, k?