Paris Hilton is my Idol

No she's not. She's disgusting and parisexposed.com has proved what everyone used to tell me when I liked Paris - she's a low class good-for-nothing skank ho. However, I appreciate good entertainment and love this sh*t.

According to Page Six,

Among the hours of video footage on the site is a series of short tapes of a naked Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator, and her former fiance, Jason Shaw. Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body.

And there's more!

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26."

* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.

* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.

I mean nothing we didn't really know (except for the possible miscarriage) was exposed, but it's all fun to remind ourselves that there are people like Paris out there, and no matter what we do to embarrass ourselves in our lame-o law school lives, it won't compare to losing all your privacy because you failed to pay a $280 storage fee.