Just because...

Why did this goddess ever date the likes of Tom Cruise? I think Tom Cruise was really cute back in the day, but he is a freak. Nothing interesting and original in that, but it had to be said.

On that note, I had a red bikini once. Summer 2002, island of Capri, mmm. I found my red bikini again after I saw these pictures. I touched it, bought it up against my face. Then I stuffed myself with more baguette with boursin. I leave the red bikini wearing to the likes of Penelope. I'm out.