?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

When asked why he goes out too much, this is what Jeremy Piven had to say:

“At the moment, I happen to be the motherfucking pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?”

He sounds like a motherfucking idiot. Shut up and bring back Ari Gold. Cocky Bastard.

(p.s. he's still incredibly hot and if I were the great Michael K of Dlisted I wouldn't hesitate to say "I'd hit that")