?CELEBRITY? VERBAL VOMIT OF THE DAY

"Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here, you know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

- K-Fed at his Chicago concert.

A few more quotes worthy of our attention:

"All my ladies, I love you to death"

"Ladies if you're drunk I wanna hear you scream"

It's too early in the morning for this. Gag.