Michell Rodriguez's Secret Admirer

Dear Michelle,

No one cares about you. You are off a show that was a big hit for like two seconds and you have done nothing else. You probably wont do anything else either. They invite anyone to fashion week, so dont be smug. And yes that little ankle brace (in reference to your multiple DUIs I presume) gets you written about for a week, but next week, you're back to being nothing. And you KNOW you are waaaaayyy to butch to pull off a white frilly dress. Get over yourself.

Love,
Your Secret Admirer