the boys come out for some real American FOOTBALL!

First of all, Tom Cruise at a Superbowl party just seems silly, b/c I tried but failed to get my gay friends to watch football with me. Second, his beard/wife seems to be going for some sort of Audrey Hepburn look with the short bangs and the scarf around the head....but fails miserably and actually kind of looks like one of my gay friends I mentioned earlier. Like for real, she looks just like him! (It helps that she's got itty bitty titties).