cocaine kills

The Olsens, now sporting the same rootiful hair color, continue to look dead in the eyes. Why? Well, it's probably because of the fact that they order oodles and oodles of fine cocaine at a fairly regular basis, a lot for such little girls....no? This comes from a VERY reliable source, who also lets me know that the business of ordering and paying for the goodies is done by their cousin, and manager/assistant Patty Olsen.

In the words of The Little Mermaid's Ursula, "those poor unfortunate souls...."