Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Paris going to jail = our Christmas
Paris has started a petition to ask Governor Swarchenegger for a pardon to this "injustice" - you know, breaking a law repeatedly. But such a petition is like asking Santa to take away our Christmas presents and so I say that for the love of all things merry, Paris must serve her assigned 45 days in prison!
I'd make a "ho ho ho" reference but it's too easy.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
WTF???????
I don't watch Ellen, and now I know why. If this is the most exciting sh*t that goes on I'm not missing anything. However, I give her props for making J-Lo look like an idiot. People's caption for the picture calls J-Lo a triple threat - all I can say is, maybe in 2001 she was but now - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
In other Spice Girl news . . .
Victoria Beckham should NOT dress like a 13 year old boy. Duh, I know she's skiing and that that's probably not the outfit a 13 year old boy would pick to go skiing, but you can't deny b*tch looks somewhat manly. Probably not manly, per se, but definitely like a very Euro gay dude - highlights, hairband and all.
Here she is on the slopes in Courchevel, France. Shouldn't you be house hunting????????
Should I be really, really sad?
Pete sings to Kate, Kate kicks him and sings "rot in jail you c**t" . . . this is the most bizarre things I've ever seen. But on some level it's really romantic and cute. Hmm... I clearly have relationship issues. I was watching Pride and Prejudice last night and I think this is almost as romantic as "and how are you this evening Mrs. Darcy, Mrs. Darcy, Mrs. Darcy", if not more, in its own special way. enjoy.
just so you know...
But my favorite actor in the film was by far, my man, Romany Malco - aka Conrad from "Weeds." I love him in everything I've seen him in (which so far only also includes "40 yr old Virgin") but seeing him in this film, not playing a big strong man but rather a gay choreographer, made my week. Thank you Romany. Thank you casting directors. Thank you "Blades of Glory."GO SEE IT!
ps: I wrote movie reviews for my college newspaper, so I obviously have a lot of credibility to decide which films you should or should not see.
brit brit brit
Furthermore, you can see under her wig that her real hair starting to grow back. She should ditch the beat ass plastic she wears over her head right now and go with a very cute Mia Farrow-esque pixie do instead. When Kylie Minogue did it a while back, it looked great and fresh. Granted, Kylie went through chemo while Brit had a drug-fueled mental breakdown and shaved her head. Same difference.
?Celebrity? Verbal Vomit of the Day
The quote isn't really the weird or stupid thing. What gets me is that I could have sworn she and Jason Lewis (HOT) were still together. Apparently they broke up last year but I do not remember such as thing AT ALL. Whatevs, she was too fug for him anyway.
Monday, April 02, 2007
Sadness
Another season of The Hills is over tonight.
Don't forget to catch it at 10pm on MTV, of course.
Who can ever forget "my answer is, get out of my car."
If there is a season 3, can they PLEASE get jason to come back? please please please???!!!!!!! let's all admit, he's a God compared to the douchebags that are Spencer and Brody.
Snoop and I understand each other
Another awesome video. I heart Snoop Dogg.I also think Bill O'Reilly is a motherf*cking prick. Love it.
Two hot bitches
Since I saw The Departed for the first time, I have developed a love and admiration for Leo that borders on strange and wrong. I feel the same way towards Knut, the newborn polar bear at the Berlin Zoo. Knut's mom wouldn't accept him and he is being raised by a human. He is the cutest polar bear baby I've ever seen.
Here are my two loves together on the cover of Vanity Fair's green issue. I can't decide who I'd rather take home with me.
Her life is sad
How is this funny? All it shows us is that you have NOTHING to do with your time after Ryan Reynolds dumped you ass (ok, I don't know who dumped whom but I like to believe it was him).
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Barf
This is what I want for Christmas.
Every other blog has mean things to say about Cameron Diaz. Does she sometimes look really weird? Yeah. Is she sometimes REALLY annoying? Yes. Does she sound really dumb most of the time? Yeah. But at the end of the day, she is quite cute.
As for the title, yeah, I want her abs/stomach for Christmas. And unfortunately, although Christmas is more than 8 months away, no amount of diet, exercise or training will let me achieve this.
Finally, how blue are her eyes? They remind me of the baby Di and I saw are French Roast Saturday during brunch. Let's all admit she's not looking bad at all.
An improved Britney?
Sort of. If this were any other celebrity, I'd be mean and say, wtf is she wearing the fugliest hat EVER? But for Britney, this is an *improvement* in the accessories department (she awful outft below). She also looks kinda pretty, she should wear this wig more often. I had missed seeing her happy.
Go Britney! I guess? Bah, I'm still on K-Fed's side!
I just threw up in my mouth (again)
Why does Ms. Love want to gross us out this much? I mean if you don't have it, DON'T flaunt it. I was sooo pro Courtney Love and the new thin look all week! Why, why do I have to be subjected to this nastiness now?
That being said, she can at least pull off a bikini when she's standing up. And I'm in no position to be mean about her. I'm just jealous because I'm stuck in a tiny NYC apartment on a shitty day whereas she's on a beach getting all tan.
Cry me a river
I am looking forward to that, I wonder if they'll ever show her eating on the show. Since it's only six episodes, probably not - not enough time would have passed between meals. Having said all of this, I heart Posh and Becks. Check out this old picture of them. Is that something that resembles a booty on Posh????!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!! Just kidding, we are talking about the woman who lives on water and edamame.
Friday, March 30, 2007
chaotic no more
Anyhow, that will leave Brit with a bajillion dollars to spend on cheap-looking trashy tacky clothing and accessories. Hurray.
ps: What's up with her face? It looks weird. I know she's wearing blue contact lenses but her nose and general face shape looks weird. Or maybe I've just become used to examining her like a species of scientific wonder. ::Shrugs::
more more more
Bleh, now that we have another view, I think she looks sickly and it really looks like she got skinny to fast and unhealthily. She's saggy and very much not toned (im not one to talk, but I'm also not a millionaire with oodles of free time at my hands). Her arms and shoulders are oddly large for the rest of her frame and she seems to have a concave hole between her breasts (a la Nicole Richie). Also, are those scars on belly?
Wow, I'm a bitch.
One more comment: Who the hell wears so much jewelry in the ocean??
twilight zone
Jesus, what the hell is going on? A skinny Courtney Love? WTF? OMG!
Please please please Courtney do not go all Nicole Richie on us b/c you're looking a bit scary in the first pic. And consider toning your legs (esp considering those saggy knees in pic 2).
I know I know, beggars can't be choosers. I'm just saying.
Halle Berry's Secret Admirer
I dont care that you tried to kill yourself years ago, before you were really famous, even if Extra, ET, The Insider, People, etc. all love getting their paws on your lame tidbits.
Why do I not give a shit? B/c we gave you an Oscar and you've given us nothing but crap ever since. Plus, you are dating a hottie but assert that you shall never marry again. BORING!
Love,
Your Secret Admirer
poor Salma
And since Salma is, I would say, B-list, her pregnancy is a pretty big deal - esp. since no one knew she was seeing anyone and since this is coupled with a surprise engagement AND since her ta-ta's are ginormous to begin with & are growing rapidly.
So, sorry Salma, you're going to have to try harder to look cute (esp with that nest of hair you got goin on) b/c the paps are waiting behind each and every corner, just for you!
Ah the cruel price of fame. Woe is you.