chaotic no more

After spending 5 hours finalizing her divorce from my man Kevin, Brit steps out with a fugly hat. Apparently, they decided upon joint custody and Kevin will get $1 Million. That, btw, is total chump-change, esp considering her recent behavior.

Anyhow, that will leave Brit with a bajillion dollars to spend on cheap-looking trashy tacky clothing and accessories. Hurray.

ps: What's up with her face? It looks weird. I know she's wearing blue contact lenses but her nose and general face shape looks weird. Or maybe I've just become used to examining her like a species of scientific wonder. ::Shrugs::