Look at the look on that poor dog's face

Even the dog knows there's something wrong here.
Also, in Nicole Richie proportions - why is her belly protruding?
What is in Paris' hair and check out those freaky hands.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed ladies and gentleman, and I just feel like being mean.
Nicole, I never liked you, but you were WAY cooler without Paris on your side.
Paris, Nicole makes you look cheaper than you are (if that's possible) because she has some sense of style at least (let's thank Rachel Zoe for her one contribution to the world).