when will it all end?

There has been a lot of recent news surround the soap opera that is Anna Nicole Smith. I think it's time for a recap of the events of the last 2 months:

-she gives birth
-son dies
-a lot of drama with the toxicology reports
-still no burial
-2 guys claim to be the father of the girl
-still no burial
-Howard claims to be the dad
-pictures of the hospital stay are sold and published
-Anna and Howard marry
-still no burial
-sell pics to People
-Larry Birkhead tries to get them into the US for a paternity test
-finally a burial
-Birky claims the girl's hair was dyed
-Anna is evicted from her bahamas home
-sources say Anna will be digging up dead son to take him out of the Bahamas
-Anna lands in the hospital with pneumonia and a collapsed lung
-more drugs found in toxicology report
-Anna's friend claims she took drugs during pregnancy and stated that Birky is the daddy

There you have it folks. This makes the whole old dude's money/Supreme Court case look like an event comparable to burning dinner. Because if you're Anna Nicole Smith, life is ALWAYS excited. Yesterday, push-pin got stuck in my boot. But that's just how my life goes, danger and thrill at ever corner. WAHOOO.