coochie coo

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek attended AFI's Festival presenting Cruz's film, Volver last night. I think both of these ladies are sexy, graceful, and just plain perfect. However, it's about time they came out of the damn closet. Wasnt Penny out in the beginning of her career in Spain? We know they do the nasty and there's no shame in it. STOP HIDING!

Penny is like the most useless beard anyway b/c if she dates any actor from now on, you know he's just about as straight as Ricky "Macho" Martin (see previous post).

Lets see...she dated whom? Oh yes thats right, Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey. I take it back. Butch Butch Butch.