i need to get to London ASAP

Daniel Radcliffe, the hottie who plays my beloved Harry Potter, is going to star in a crazy play in London.

"The play, about a young man's attacks on horses and a psychiatrist's attempt to explain them, is altogether different fare from what Potter fans are used to, requiring his character Alan Strang to appear naked on stage."

Who can fly me there like right now?!? And if fantasizing about a naked 17-year-old is wrong, then MY HOLY GOD, WHAT IS RIGHT?!?!?!