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Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted sporting an AA chip necklace. Everyone's buzzing about the "90 days" written on it. Basically, people in AA are given chips to signify how long they've been clean and sober. Several theories have been floating around:
-Lindsay has been sober for 90 days (not possible, she hasnt been sober since she was in the womb...and probably not then either, by the looks of her skank ho dilusional mother)
-Lindsay is wearing it in support of a family member (also not possible since her family boozes it up and smoke out of a community crack pipe on family game night)
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Well, I have the truth, and I stand behind it 100%:

Lindsay, like most celebrities (particularly the young "Hollywood Starlets"), is wearing this SO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT! Hello?!?!? EVERYTHING IS FOR PUBLICITY! And its a frickin shame because AA actually helps people. And isn't Alcoholics Anonymous supposed to be, I dont know, ANONYMOUS?!?!? I doubt someone in AA would go around getting photographed with this proclamation to the world. But Lindsay would because she knows when she'll be photographed and she LOVES HER FRICKIN ATTENTION!

So no more wondering why she's wearing this or that or hanging out with whomever. Bitch does everything for publicity, just like the rest of her family (except her crazy dad...he's just crazy).