Letter from the Editors/From your Secret Admirer*

Dear Alyssa Milano,

You're like 42. Grow up.

Love,
Sar & Di

ps: snaps for not being a complete and utter ho like Princess Lohan

* Di and I can't decide on what to call this sorta post. Since I'm stubborn and like to get what I want and am in the mood to bitch tonight, I decided to not provide a final title version. I'll probably be over it by tomorrow morning, though.