Friday, December 08, 2006

Ring Ring

That is Prince William, calling me all the way here in America, to see if I'd like to be his wife/lover/princess. So sweet of him. I accepted.

Stupid Kate Middleton.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Prince William,

Thank you for your call earlier today. Unfortunately, I was busy studying for crim pro and could not pick up. Yes, I would love to join you and Kate in a three way scrabble game/orgy. You name the time and place, I'll bring the wine.

Sincerely yours,
BH

1:02 AM EST  

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