Slowwww news day...

Yeah, two people were stabbed in Union Square today, prompting me to take a cab to and from a fun dinner with friends (it's good not to have to make up an excuse for not taking public transportation sometimes). But apart from that, there's nothing interesting to write about, so I'll give you something to think about (or not):

Compare THIS

to THIS...
Frumpy, dumpy Jen Garner carryin what appears to be her kid v. Coolness
There's a reason why the Garner-Afflecks are always up for winning "boring family of the week" and the Stefani-Rosdale's would never even come close to being considered.