Maggie Gyllenhaal's Secret Admirer

Dear Maggie,

You have a hot hubby and an adorable new baby at home. You are superbly talented and there's Oscar buzz for your role in Sherry Baby this year. You are perty. I barely make fun of you or your loved ones. So....try a smile once in a while damnit! And dont dress like Barbara Bush (the granny, not the alcoholic).

Love,

Your Secret Admirer