John Mayer's message to the world

John Mayer speaks Japanese. Woo - f*ckin - hoo.

On the red carpet earlier this evening, he gave Ryan Seacrest a message about Jessica Simpson in Japanese. E! (do they even have the ! anymore?) found some random Japanese person who happened to be hanging around to translate.

Apparently he said "She is very beautiful – and you're the last to know"

Now what that means and what that says about their relationship I don't know and I don't care.

Speaking of Ryan Seacrest, the man is less annoying on the red carpet than he is on American Idol. Compared to Giulani DePandi, he's awesome. It's like she totally stopped trying after she got engaged to Bill the Apprentice. She is incapable of making normal small talk - I couldn't help but cringe when she was talking about grills with some creepy dude. That being said, she looked good. Keep it up Giuliana.

Random facts about Giuliana I felt I must share -

-she has a masters in journalism from American University

-she was engaged to Jerry O'Connell

-she was born in Naples, Italy

-she wrote a sex-advice book called Think Like a Guy: How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One