Beyonce, please please please listen to us

You are young

You have an amazing boyfriend (yeah, I said it, Jay Z is the man)

You are pretty and have a great body

Why, Why, Why do you ALWAYS have to try SO HARD to look like a tranny? WHY do you constantly to look like you're in your early forties instead of embracing your youth???!?!!?!!

And PLEASE stop it with that annoying armpit pose already.

The picture above is from Beyonce's performance tonight, where she was singing what has to be the worst song ever.

Is that icing on her head?

Let's remind ourselves of how normal and cute Beyonce can look if she wants -

(Live Updates: random - Lionel Richie is singing "Hello" ----- omg Chris Brown is on - another minor I have a serious crush on....... actually, Jason Wahler is no longer a minor. Awww yeah!)