Bitch is BROKE

Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.

Friday & Saturday, December 8th & 9th — 9AM to 5PMMonday, December 11th — 9AM to 5PMMonday is sales & pick-up day

11369 Dona Lisa Dr., Studio City 91604Off of Laurel Canyon and Dona Pegita Dr.Thomas Guide: 562-J7

We expect crowds and a long line. Parking is good but expect to walk.

This is really sad. My first reaction was to laugh and read it out loud to my friends. My second reaction was sadness. Is she gonna have to shop at BabyGap?