i LOVE Jordan!

Jordan (aka Katie Price) is England's non-royal princess. The retired pornstar is now an author, fashion designer, and singer. She married a fellow porn retiree and they live happily ever after, dressing up like Cinderella and her prince, and singing a duet of "A Whole New World." What could be better than that? She is truly my hero.

Well, my hero got to meet the next King, Prince Charles. She got out her classiest Disney's Princess costume (she has many) and went easy on the eye shimmer - only the best for Charlie. And you know that Charles snuck a peak at her goodies (since she practically handed them to him on a silver platter). Then he went home to Camilla and cried the night away.