25 years of wise knowledge

Happy 25th Birthday to Britney! Without her, no one would have worn trampy school girl outfits, seen Madonna kiss a lady (haha, J/K), or ever heard Popozao. Our world is better with her in it.

So Britney, on your 25th, I wish you lots of luck, love, and happiness. Yeah, not so much. What I truly wish for you is a transformation of expolosive magnitude, to get you to be the girl in the picture above once again. Paris cant get that for you. Nor any weave off Ken Paves' line. Only YOU ALONE can make this miracle happen! L'Chaim!