Say it isn't so! (eh, whatever)

Word is that Prince William will probably get engaged to (boring as f*ck) Kate Middleton sometime soon. Friends of the couple are saying that it isn't an issue of if, it's a question of when.

The story includes some crap about Kate not being formally groomed for the future, blah blah and that they're a strong couple.

What did everyone expect? That William's been dating someone for five years who he isn't even serious about? This is really not even news.

News would be a shirtless Harry appearing on the corner of 5th ave and 12th st, applying to law school.

(Get used to my negativity concerning this subject. I'm blogging all the royal fam news from now on, since this is too sensitive a subject for Di.)