AHHH BRITNEY PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE!

I am going to have trouble sleeping tonight with all of the Britney shit I've been put through in the past two weeks or so. Everywhere I look I see sad Britney pics, such as the poor poor fashion choices (see below) or the fact that she let's Sean Preston hang out with Paris (see above). Children should be protected from STDs at the earliest age. And also, WHERE THE HELL IS JAYDEN JAMES?!?! GIVE US A PICTURE GODDAMNIT!