Brit-Brit's Secret Admirer

Dear Britney,

Please stop partying each night up with Paris and Lindsay who are selfish, irresponsible, and have only themselves to take care of - or care about. You are a mother of two! Put away your bojina and go home to your two BABY sons for god's sake. At this point, I'd almost give the kids to KFed.

Love,

Your Secret Admirer