The fates of SPF and the other one have been decided - for now

Britney and K-Fed have agreed upon a custody arrangement for their two brats (we only have proof of the existence of one of them, but we are to assume now that the 2nd also exists). According to the legal documents Britney Look-at-My-Bojina Spears will have custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James most of the time, but K-Fizzle will be allowed to see the boys three times a week for four hours between Jan. 12 and 31 at Brit's place.

The only people allowed at the visitation will be Spears, Federline, a nanny, Spears's personal assistant and household staff. Meanwhile, Spears is permitted to take the children to Miami from Jan. 5 to 11. She has agreed to keep Federline apprised of her location while in the city. This only applies for January - so more (fun?) details of custody arrangements will emerge soon.

Three times a week? WTF? this just shows that the judge was probably like the man's a loser and will probably be drinking beer out of the baby's bottle and doing the Popozoa for the kids' delight but at least we haven't been exposed to his privates (I just grossed myself out). Also, as far as we know, he hasn't had long exposures to the human STD called Paris Hilton. So yeah, why not let him see the kids 3 times a week - it'll give Britney time to walk around looking like the mess she is and to go back to her old tricks. We haven't seen Britney vadge with barely visible stubble in a while. Eek.