Things I don't want to see...

Why? No, really. Why? You're a celebrity, Britney, can you please learn how to get into a car without pulling a Lohan? Also, Lindsay's got nicer legs and a firecrotch. Nobody wants to see where K-Fed's been or where SPF came from. Ok?

Thankful that this picture is blurry.

I really have nothing to say. B*tch is asking for it, though! WTF?

Also, that whole Britney being bi thing - is there something going on with Paris? Because this is clearly getting ridiculous. And where are the boys, Britney? At least Kevin spent Thanksgiving with his Shar and their kids!!!!!

And Linsday, I think I may have finally lost respect for you. You were doing SO WELL not being part of this freakshow. What about the beat down Paris gave you? The crazy paparrazzi tape? Your thing for KFed? YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE SKANKS (eh.)

So SICK of all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!