She should try the Victoria Beckham diet. You get pretzels and diet coke too!

So.....Nicole Richie recently fired her stylist, Rachel Zoe. After some elusive PR statements, Rachel just told Star Magazine:

“There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.”

In response, Nicole posted this "blind item" on her MySpace page:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup

Nicole Richie knows how to have an entertaining public feud with former friends. She should relaly write a book about this, like "Friends to Bitches for dummies" or something. Basically, you do not want to lose a friendship with her. She'll scratch your eyes out.

However, this round goes to Nicole. Extra points for creativity.